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[challenge entry] 'ning

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(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:21, archived)
# Supreme white?
needs more white robe
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:23, archived)
# It's the name of the actual bread
the pun is just that it's long like "french bread"
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:24, archived)
# Yeah I know that...
I decided to make a KKK joke, i've been up since 6am yesterday, and had a proper binging session since then, plus 3 reports to do, I apologise for anything and everything ever.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:26, archived)
# don't worry
I thought there was some aryan joke in there too.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:29, archived)
# yes, it's easy to see
I'll shop the packaging to stop people getting confused
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:32, archived)
# TOO LATE
YOUR BANNED FOR RASICT REMARKS.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Hovis are surely
maybe you should send the hovis website to the Daily Mail, the original loaf is on their front page, clearly trying to drum up support for a racist superarmy powered by bread.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:38, archived)
# HE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH.
BANNED.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:39, archived)
# you and Dr D also go on about stuff like this
too much, which suggests you are trying to find support for your own racist views.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:42, archived)
# THIS IS TOTALLY BANWORTHY.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:44, archived)
# hahahahahahah
excellent, I could do with getting on with more work.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:46, archived)
# i see no evidence of such as yet
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:21, archived)
# arf!
TJ: 'ning all, I'm back

(I mean, I was on holiday for a few weeks, and now I'm back)
I was gone? yep.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:28, archived)
# 'Ning and welcome back!
I'm back too, though I never went anywhere. Back on the dayshift.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Haha good ;)
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:35, archived)
# 'ning mediocre
where did you go?
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:30, archived)
# 'ning
I went diving in Aruba. Good fun.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Jamaica?
ning all - not stopping, must w*rk, dontchaknow

xxx mwah
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:09, archived)
# I thought extremists had blown up the trolly.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:31, archived)
# 'ning
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:42, archived)
# you've been away!?!?
sorry, we didn't notice..... :D
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Haha
I knew that
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:50, archived)
# nice tan by the way :)
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:51, archived)
# shame it's not all over
oh, it is
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:06, archived)
# golden brown buttocks like a bronzed adonis
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:08, archived)
# *flexes bum muscles*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:16, archived)
# *spluffs*

(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:23, archived)
# welcome back chap
you haven't missed much
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:51, archived)
# ha ha, i read that as...
you haven't (been) missed much
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:53, archived)
# you bad, bad man
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:55, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:01, archived)
# missed you x
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:01, archived)
#
I missed you too, Grandma. Some days were just....TOO HARD to cope

love,
mediocre
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:02, archived)
# can't wait to see you next weekend
xxx

I bought an outfit and everything

;heart.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Oooh
*smooches*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *score!*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Oh don`t leave me alone like this
Don`t say it`s the final kiss
Won`t you stay another day?
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:04, archived)
# WANT YOU BACK
I WANT YOU BACK

WANT YOU BACK FOR GOOD!
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:10, archived)
# *locamotions*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:11, archived)
# *CHRIPY CHRISPY SHEEP CHEEP*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:13, archived)
# *gets mop, disinfectant and bucket*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:13, archived)
# sexy time!
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:17, archived)
# ahoy hoy!

(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:06, archived)
# hullo waspy
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] on a similar theme
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:33, archived)
# WINNER
*clicks*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:35, archived)
# O_o
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:48, archived)
# hahah
your riot stick has a big fat cock, and he looks very happy about it :D
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:49, archived)
# riotcock
hahah

now that would make for an interesting cdc based animation
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Or a new superhero
Stopping riots with his mighty appendage
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:54, archived)
# GLANSOR!
By day, mild mannered reporter Zeke Schlongman works for the Daily Mimsy, but at night, he unzips and battles evil! He beats it hard!
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:56, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
*butters up*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:49, archived)
# quite fancy a pain stick now
:/
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:51, archived)
# œuf!
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA! OUI!
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:01, archived)
# dough!
'ning boarders!
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:46, archived)
# good morning Mr Tet
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:47, archived)
# i've run out of money a week before pay day :(
i hate getting paid early before christmas
it never lasts till feb

spare 10p for a cuppa tea guv??
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:49, archived)
# I'll pour one down the pipe,
hold your cup under the phone socket
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:49, archived)
# *suckles receiver*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Are you the one who has been jamming cookies into my network ports?
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Bourbon dongles
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:55, archived)
# hhahahahahahahahaha
I award you the "phrase of the day" trophy

congratulations
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:57, archived)
# *holds aloft triumphantly!*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:00, archived)
# but it's only 9.00!!
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:00, archived)
# you have to admit,
bourbon dongles is going to take something godlike to beat it
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:03, archived)
# it's making me hungry. I skipped breakfast and i'm regretting it already :(
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:04, archived)
# you can bet they're slightly warm too
giving off the aroma of fresh cooked data storage biscuits
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:06, archived)
# mmmmmm.......musty
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:07, archived)
# trying to steal my thunder eh!?!?
*kicks intha shins*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:05, archived)
# no I meant there is plenty of time for you to better yourself ;)
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:06, archived)
# *batters self*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:09, archived)
# sorry
it seemed funny at the time :D
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:55, archived)
# I am in the same boat
Had to borrow fifty quid from the joint account... what will I smoke now???

'ning all and woo to the piccy
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:55, archived)
# smoke the boat!
it's sails are made from hemp!
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:56, archived)
# i've a little left in my tin, but not enough to last till next friday
and i definitely can't afford to buy any more

so what do i do?
smoke it all this weekend then go without?
or proper scrooge what i have left and roll plenty
of weak ones?

oh the dilemma :(
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:02, archived)
# hahahaha the desperation of a smoker
*points*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:04, archived)
# go without!
It's ok maaaan... we'll help you through this.

/is pleased to have given up smoking apart from the odd reefer blog
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *shivers*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I know what you mean... I looked at my bank balance this morning. Ouch!
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:57, archived)
# mine too
plus paying off my Tax return yesterday took out my savings too :(
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:58, archived)
# I've still got a few hundred kicking about
But my savings died a long time ago
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:59, archived)
# I don;t think i've ever had a few hundred 'kicking about'
i'm one of those people that no matter how much or little I earn, I will always be skint 3 weeks into the month.
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:01, archived)
# i'll meet you and Ironman at the homeless shelter at about 12.00
at least we would get free soup
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:59, archived)
# yay! it's cabbage broth today!
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:04, archived)
# *high fives*
And if we're lucky, Cedric 'the itch' Robinson will let us borrow his fingerless glove again! :D
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *face fives*
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:06, archived)
# oof!
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:30, archived)
# 'ning manofiron
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:48, archived)
# 'ning boardo'weasel
:)
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:50, archived)
# haha nicely done. And good 'ning!
(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:58, archived)