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[challenge entry] French Homeland Security

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(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Vive!
*waves national flag of a white cross onna white background*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Howdo Sir The Hat
you are cordially invited to the following function;

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/7535

ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
# OOH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)
# AAH!
CANTONA?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:36, archived)
# i'm thoroughly sick of this stereotyping of the french as 'surrenderers'
when they quite clearly were 'collaborators'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
# perhaps
'both' is the word you're looking for

but then they did stomp all over Europe with Napoleon
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
# And successfully invaded in 1066
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
# just 2 errors in an otherwise unblemished record!
:)

At their current rate, they are due their next victory around the year 2600, so watch out Belgium!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
# And Joan of Arc effectively kicked the english out of then occupied france
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
# until they burnt her
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)
# this^
just because the 'burger eating invasion monkeys' over the pond got upset by france not helping them break the geneva convention

doesn't mean we have to join in

i accept there's always been antipathy towards ourt gallic cousins, but it's only fair we base that on real concerns like their garliccky breath, hairy women and obsession with eating horses
rather than some fictionalised notion of them being scaredy cat poofs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
# ^
This
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)
# don't forget the sheep burning farmers!
oh wait, we've got those too...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Ah Micto...I move that you are immediately made supreme
britishland diplomat to all Johnny Foreigner places
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)
# *accepts post*
*doesn't stay too long, in case of going too 'slitty eyed'*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Viva Le France

(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)
# that's
nothing like this:

www.moonbattery.com/archives/french_homeland_security.gif

then?

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Hmm
looks remarkably similar to me.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Well spotted.


But I am hungry. Woe is me.

I am drawing an epic: 'The true and full history of hats'.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
# do you know
I live not 10 miles from France's only hat museum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)
# 'not 10 miles'
so at some other unspecified distance?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
# 9.8 miles
/multimap
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:42, archived)
# *awaits
with baited glee*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)
# the low down dirty thief!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I've seen this done before
by Beau I think it was
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Nice
every week's compo should be about xenophobia
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I'm not phobic about Xena
she gives me trfh!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
# oh dear, no
Her little lesbo pal however...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Both at once!
In the face!

with a pork sword!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:38, archived)
# and a bottle of baby oil
and maybe a couple of sexy dwarves too
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)
# hohohoho!
hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
# ah yes, there is no history of warfare in france
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)