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[challenge entry] Semi-relevant Pearoast

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(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)
# why am I looking at your elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)
# The elephant is wearing a frenchy hat
ROLF! WOO
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)
# rolf?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)
# mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)
# can I have salad cream?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I'll salad cream you in a minute
c mr gimpson etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)
# aaah, Gimpson
I do miss him, it's a shame you had to kill him Horrible...

but needs must I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I didn't just kill him
I killed myelf and Rik too.
But then I self resurrected.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:25, archived)
# that was lucky
I always get caught up in limbo for fucking years.
It's a right pain, you have to watch Eastenders all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:28, archived)
# There's a whale on the fucking champs eleyses!*
*whale = elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Qui et mort?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Si
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Why is it in cowboy boots?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)
# because of fashion
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I thought it was skating
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)
# so did I
But upon closer inspection, the boots were too ornate for skates
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)
# silly Weasel
boots not made from cowboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Oh. ok.
*hides human-skin shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:21, archived)
# they're called feet, mate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I wondered why that guy was so sad to part with them
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:25, archived)
# isn't it obvious?
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)
# You are too cryptic for 3:30 on a thursday
Save it for tuesdays when I'm at my mental peak
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:22, archived)
# its stilletos keep getting snagged in the pavement cracks.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)
# because it's a hooker
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)