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[challenge entry] Amanda of Martha's Hill

Third post of the day? Oops, it's my fourth!

From the United Kingdom of France challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(jaredearle There is no spork., Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:20, archived)
# creepily pale in that poster
but I still would
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:21, archived)
# ^This many, many times over
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:23, archived)
# 'Ning Pickle!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)
# 'Ning matey!
How's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Not so bad ta.
Just spent a lovely hour wallowing in the bath picking my naval fluff and scratching the smega from under the foreskin.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:27, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Well Mr Bawls.....
If I expect someone to put their mouth there, it's only fair I clean it first.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)
# depends who it is... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha,
was that an offer? *minces*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:35, archived)
# I'd prefer if you didn't mince
I like my men to be men ;)

and no it wasn't :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)
# *stops mincing, starts farting*
Better?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:39, archived)
# were there lumps this time?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:43, archived)
# hahahaha,
No. I'm all lumped out.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:44, archived)
# much
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:44, archived)
# more detail pleeeases !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)
# hello duckie
hows you ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:26, archived)
# pale?
That's not all. The irony is that I shopped a shopped pic. The poster was taken from a still where she's got different hair and a spoon in front of her face. The clever movieshoppers removed the spoon and gave her French hair. I considered shopping her hair to something less French but decided the effort would be wasted.
(jaredearle There is no spork., Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:27, archived)
# looks like willy wonka but without the hat or oompaloompa
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:22, archived)
# arf
nice translation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Tootoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I so would
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:25, archived)
# I approve!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:26, archived)
# yummy?!
gd show ol chap!
(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)