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(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)
# I have cake all over my keyboard now.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)
# what an unusual response
oh oh I have cake!! cake!!

but it's frozed iceland cake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)
# stick it under the hot tap
then stick it in a blender
then drink it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)
# ahh
I'll defrost it the traditional way

*reaches for blowtorch*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Eat it and it might turn you into Bjork.
Or Kerry Katona.

Actually, don't eat it.

Have one of my Gummi Bears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)
# \o/
yummi! they are so cute! and they feel pain when you bite them!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)
# and ALL of the ones in this little bag are see through pineapple flavour.
:O

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:21, archived)
# cool
you can see their guts!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)
# *chomps*
And I have a cadbury's miniroll.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)
# waaa
you've got all the goodies!

and some food too, I guess

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:28, archived)
# I call dibs on the crumbs.
And make me the figurehead of your boat or I'll be forced to ask again but louder.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Try asking nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:21, archived)
# CAN I BE THE FIGUREHEAD PLEASE OR I'LL ASK LOUDER AGAIN THANKYOU.
I HAVE CAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:21, archived)
# I have cake.
What will you do for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)
# I AM LOUD AND OOZING ENTHUSIASM.
I WILL BE AFFIXED TO THE FRONT OF THE BOAT AND ANNOUNCE YOUR PRESENCE TO SPREAD FEAR TO YOUR ENEMIES AND LOVE AND WELCOME TO YOUR FRIENDS. ON HOLIDAYS I WILL SING A TOUCHING LAMENTATION.

I'll also turn of caps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)
# How about turning off caps?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)
# This has now been done.
Please do I get the job thankyou?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)
# I'll think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Yay.
*runs away from the work office place waving*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:32, archived)
# It would appear you are correct
Daniel Jackson.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)
# EYEBROWS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Indeed.
*bows head slightly*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Haha!
Lovely mallardy
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)
# arf!
I had a feeling in my waters this would get FP'd :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
true
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:21, archived)
# this is the best picture
EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
LOLd for t'real in t'office
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Yay! \(^o^)/
It was the FP that never was, sigh... ;P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I do so love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:52, archived)
# OK. Not a damn clue.
Please, PLEASE, explain!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:54, archived)
# the sign and the shape dear boy
the sign and the shape.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:58, archived)
# the silhouette of the duck and football matches the
baby changing sign on the wall = shadow puppetry joke etc.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:58, archived)
# ha

you bugger i couldn't spell 'silhouette' when the need arised.

i view my schooling with a due sense of floccinaucinihilipilification.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Dearie me
I feel simultaneously ashamed of not seeing that, and also horrified at the awfulness of it!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)
# It took me a while to spot it too
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 19:35, archived)
# wha?
baby mallard duckball? ugh my brian hurts.
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:54, archived)
# No
you flaming clot, it's a teal and the ball is a football, it's a quite obvious literal reference to the works of Teal, Foot and Ball, the famous mid 19th century poets.
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)
# My Brian still hurts though
Does it show I finished my A Level English Lit in last place?
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)
# No
but your creative side is sadly lacking, I bet your played on your Atari Lynx in art classes.
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Doom 1 during GPD & DesignTech on 486SX33s
those were the days

you obviously read stuff!
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Looks more like a madarin duck to me
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Cos it's got
slitty eyes? Racialist.
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:27, archived)
# It's a Wood Duck
It's a Carolina Wood Duck. Similar to a Mandarin.

Does it sound dirty and wrong to admit to being a 'duck enthusiast'
(Wascally Weasel now with 100% fewer jokes., Sat 24 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)
# FP'd now
whey hey
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Where's the foetus gonna gestate?
You gonna keep it in football layed by a giant duck?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:32, archived)
# RIS
Seriously, just a shadow thing and FP'd? IS it some sort of compo entry I'm not clued in on?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Seriously?
You can see the sign on the wall resembles a duck with a ball near it's arse right?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 20:40, archived)
# yes
But FP'd?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I really RIS'd there
*feels ashamed*
Ah well, I got it now.
(I have a face also had a sig on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 21:05, archived)
# is it........
Duck-balled platter-nurse?



EDIT

Oh shit, I get it now. LOLZ

(electroretro, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha.
that is absolutely beautiful.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 24 Feb 2007, 7:34, archived)
# thats one cheeky repost there sonny
well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)
# It was a reply in an existing thread!
I am all of the lawful! :P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 18:15, archived)
# hahahaha
funny, but REEEEEEEEEEPPPOOOOOOSSSST!!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# ^ THIS!
The cheeky scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
# *points down*
:)

('twas a reply to someone, i just removed the subject line when it got FPd. My first ever non-clickable FP! Oooh! *_*)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 18:13, archived)
# I know, but it's not in it's own thread!
INNOCENT!

Dumbass. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 18:11, archived)
# that is a definite bird of the day
super-awesome
(The Crane, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)