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# *Apologies unreservedly
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# haha!
clicky clicky very nice honerable sir
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha
ace!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
# !!!!!!!!! hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
# your sig is LIIIIEEESSS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
# You really think I want people to know my real email address
after posting that?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# i meant you board sig
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)
# is it 280 wide?
My, what a coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Arf!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Brilliant!

& WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Haha!
If you squint it looks like Caine's trousers have come down slightly
revealing a hint of thigh
*squints*
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Only thigh?
Shame.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha
you should put pin stripes down the sleeves and trouser legs to make them look like shell suits
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
# lol
Funny as funk :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Doof!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Ha ha!
You will go to Hull for the last pic lol!
(Fluffster, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 20:27, archived)
# No
I'll become editor of The Sun
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
#
if you were a real liverpool fan you wouldn't have put the last pic on, good joke ruined, shame,
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Myself, my wife and all my family
died at Hillsborough.

For shame, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! roystead, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# absolutely
brilliant
(androoh, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Pfffft.
Being an American, I had to google to find out what a scouser is.

My advice to you: stay away from Liverpool for a very long time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 20 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)
# That's my
advice to everyone...
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)
# hmm
I'll be honest, the Hillsborogh thing or the taking the piss out of scousers thing don't bother me. It's the lack of humour, yo!
(Channel9, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)
# It ISN'T that funny... I agree... certaintly NOT front page material...
and I will laugh at almost any subject. Almost nothing is taboo... IF IT IS NECESSARY to the joke.... Hillsborough reference in last frame is neither funny, or necessary and I for one thinks it is totally out of order. I neither like Liverpool F.C. or have any particulat affection for Scousers.... but when people on this site jump up and down in fits 'cos somebody posted a previously posted image (I refuse to use the stupid phrase that has become fashionable by the kids on here) or some corporation use some fuck-wit's idea for part of an ad campaign then the powers that be get on their high-horses and bleat like fuck about the injustice. GET FUCKING REAL FOLKS....

And as to his claim to be a Liverpool F.C. fan?.... pfttt... yeah.... tell that to the Marines!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# calm down calm down!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)
# .
for someone whos been around 4 years, you seem to have missed the dark edge that b3tans have.
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Bob on
I can't believe the guy is claiming to be a Liverpool fan really.
(Glomp Fuck, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Hmmm
Says the bloke who got a front page with the 'serial killer advent calendar'. I'm sure the families of those murdered would find that equally unfunny.

(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 19:54, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 23:16, archived)
# ^ this too
(I helped save b3ta! profaniti, Sun 25 Mar 2007, 0:41, archived)
# I'm glad Princess Diana died








Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 23:16, archived)
# pftahAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Absolutely bang out of fucking order!
As funny as it looked, the Hillsborough joke was not needed full stop.

Why dont you just remove the Hillsborough bit off the last picture for obvious reasons? People lost their lives due to police incompetence. RIP 96.



(jamiecg74 WTF is going on?!?!, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# hahahaha
you scousers'll do anything to keep it in the media so saying "rest in peace" is quite the contradiction.

We've all moved on, isnt it time you did??
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# here's my two cents
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# strange
that you haven't smelted them down yet.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)
# The Hillsborough reference
wasn't needed to make the gag, in fact I don't think it really fits, but I don't think it's something to get stressed about. There's been a tonne of jokes and tasteless pics on here over the years about 9/11 and I don't think anyone kicked up as much stink.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Hillsborough isn't funny
I'm from Merseyside, so most people of this earth would describe me as a scouser, so generally I don't think Hillsborough is a laughing matter.

That said, this is b3ta, and yes, I've seen (and laughed at) too many 9/11 jokes for me to remember. So I'll let it pass, and b3ta wouldn't be the same if they hadn't FP'd it.

I'm still not buying the Sun though (mind you, that may be because I can read).
(sack the chimp, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Oh No, Not that
For God's sake take it out or summat - they're feeling sorry for themselves. You know the buggers'll start singing "You'll never wank alone" or "Fanny cross the Mersey" any bloody minute.
(The Jannie, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 19:46, archived)
# fuck em.
if we can make jokes about 9/11 or the london bombings, hiroshima, peter sutcliffe and the dead queen mother. then i reckon hillsborough is fair game as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# that queen mother, eh?
what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Exactly.
If I had 10p for the number of times I've seen the gates of Auschwitz posted here I'd probably have enough cash for dinner and a pint at a Wetherspoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Spot on.
You can't laugh at only half the stuff people come out with on this website. Either it's all OK or nothing is. I've lost family to cancer, doesn't mean I'm not going to laugh at jokes about the matter. Put simply, personal experience doesn't come into question. Every joke has it's butt, and people will laugh when it's not related to them, but make em the target for ridicule and they soon change their fucking tune...


To the people that wrote in and complained to Rob: if you genuinely haven't laughed at the stuff on the site that makes fun of sensitive subject, then fair play. But bear in mind almost everyone here excercises and respects the freedom of speech, and if you don't like it, get the fuck off our website.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 24 Mar 2007, 0:30, archived)
# "Amen Brother"
.
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Totally agree with you,
what happened at Hillsborough was a horrible tragedy, but so was a whole bunch of other subjects that have been posted on here that people laugh at.
This website wasn't created to be PC or sensitive to individual people's feelings, including mine, but I've kept my mouth shut and waited for the next picture to come along when I've been offended by something.

It's the nature of the board, and if tomorrow something tragic happened, everyone will be making jokes about it a week from now and we'll all laugh.

Yay B3ta!

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 5:39, archived)
# Yes,
This.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I don't think I can agree with this any more.
I lost my sister to cancer, and I would not even consider a cancer-related joke offensive on here. It really is a case of "If you don't like it, you know where the door is".
(Bumsmells, Sun 25 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I'm just posting a comment so it looks like I have an opinion
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 1:07, archived)
# muhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 8:21, archived)
# I like
fluffy kittens
(Wadey1967, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# I thought this image was very LOLable...
But I did remove the Hillsborogh joke before I forwarded it to my Scouse friend... I guess it's just a question of taste.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# nobody thinks what happened at hillsborough is funny
but one can laugh at how offensive this is
in other words, the offensiveness itself is the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)
# I CAUSED THE HILLSBOROUGH DISASTER,
I DID IT IT WAS ME I KILLED ALL THOSE PEOPLE AND I ENJOYED IT I TELL YOU, I WAS LAUGHING IN THEIR DEAD FACES.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)
# come on guys
no one likes scousers anyway, why are we getting in such a tizzy?!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Wrong place for this kind of debate
I am a Liverpool fan of 30+ yrs. I have friends who lost relatives at Hillsborough. It was a dark day and I find it grotessque when newspapers etc continue to misprepresent the truth of the events that day.

BUT, this is B3ta, a haven of all that is gladly wrong - look at past postings of Hitler, paedophilia, Branson as a gimp tied to a radiator... if you like freedom of expression you have to accept that occasionally you are going to be offended and swallow it.

Time spent complaining here is time that would be better spent shitting on Kelvin McKenzie's head.

Hillsbrough bad, B3Ta good. The only censorship worth talking about is self-censorship.

(gets off soapbox, relurks)
(I helped save b3ta! pilchardboy, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)