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From: Daddy_warhol
B3ta user: *not logged in*

Your website is disgusting. You people are nauseating. You want to come over as the big-joker with names like 'Ginger Fuhrer' and jokes about Serial Killers, bodily functions, perversions, but really you're are all very sad men. Your childish sick jokes may fool some but not me. You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination with EVIL because you are all SECRETLY EVIL, yet seek catharsis for this evil by joking about it in front of your friends. Obviously you also only have internet friends. I expect people as twisted as you are few and far between and don't like leaving your parents house. So you have to use the internet.

To sum up - I hate you and I want you to know that I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Scientologists get their own back
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 17 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Hmm, we were having a pop at them the other day weren't we?
(horrid, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# xenu made me do it
forced me

by pointing at them and going "look at those stalking, murdering, thieving bastards who coerce folk into unhealthy states of thinking and then take all their money and rip families apart"

lol! silly cult!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# i'd quite like a scientologist to stalk me actually
it'd make me feel wanted
(horrid, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# I could stalk you if you like?
well, actually I couldn't, man how much effort to stalk someone

you've got to work out where they go, who with, where the who-with goes.. at what times and all that, cross check/correlate all info

what a lot of work

I'm quite exhausted merely thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Cool
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Awwww
Sounds like someone needs a huggle!

Edit : a quick google for that name produces some interesting results... so playing violent computer games is acceptable, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# assuming it's the same person
(horrid, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# lawl
what a nerd
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# hey
some of us are women
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# LIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# No! It's true!
I am a lady!
I even have lady bits...But as I am on the interweb it doesn't count does it?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I'm more impressed that a chicken is using a computer
hunt and "peck" typist?

haha!

I just made myself sad with that remark

:(

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# "why are you always on about women, stan?"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# i want to be one
btw is this e-mail posted as a warning or a congrats?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Awww


he's spot on though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# It's funny because it true
(Bryn not Brian, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# i just spazzed your Zappa Hat pic
MAAAATE......that is heaven on a stick! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# I thank you, sir!
I'll probably finish it tomorrow or something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# looking forward to that
immensely!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# I was thinking about doing a series
but I have to wait and see how this one turns out first :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# it is that good i printed it and made it into underpants
underpants that chafe mind you but no-one else in Aust. has got Zappa grundies!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 18 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# I think he's holding back.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# *cough*
www.b3ta.com/board/7200351
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# i hope replied
that he was
a: a cunt
b: a cunt
c: a cunt

although i am evil so maybe he has a point
(I helped save b3ta! bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Toucher do presunto
I never knew you had a nom-de-plume, Rob *snickers*

edit: I had catharsis in my left pinky one time, and it hurt like hell.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# He didn't come at fluffy time?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# it's always fluffy time here
~.~;; some people just don't recognize proper fluff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
#
Your childish fluff may fool some but not me. You all have an unhealthy and lully fascination with FLUFF because you are all SECRETLY FLUFFY
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# well, in fairness
it can be hard to recognise when it's on fire and it's being sexed by the 10:05 to London Kings Cross
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# evil?
this is some racial shit, is it cos i'm white?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# whitey!!
GTFO of here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# pffft
my uncle is a black cab driver so i'm multi racial
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# goody!
then I can hate you in more than one way

you humans are all pink to me ..o\/o..
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# found this:
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# he sees right through us
*logs off*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
and he calls us internet weirdos
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Did the email end
Regards Daddy Warhol?

EDIT: Sick men? SEXIST! That's derogatory to the sick women of this board!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7200397
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Are you a laydee type?
Are you teh sexeh?!

EDIT:

From: riverghost
B3ta user: *not logged in*

Your website is disgusting. You people are nauseating. You want to come over as the big-joker with names like "Ginger Fuhrer" and jokes about Serial Killers, bodily functions, perversions, but really you're are all very sad men. Your childish sick jokes may fool some but not me. You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination with EVIL because you are all SECRETLY EVIL, yet seek catharsis for this evil by joking about it in front of your friends. Obviously you also only have internet friends. I expect people as twisted as you are few and far between and don't like leaving your parents house. So you have to use the internet.

To sum up - Thanks for a great website. My children and I use it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# i can be for you
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Cool
give us a call when you get the op.

EDIT: Sorry but I see a flaw here.

Anyone one else secretly evil? I'm quite blatant about it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# im getting the op as we speak
yay got local anesthetic
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Local?
YOu lucky bastard. i had to go to a hospital miles away!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# hospital?
its all going on in your basement
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Are you crazy?
Have you seen my prices?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# I'm secretly not evil
when i'm not openly raping baby rabbits or pushing old ladies off of fly-overs, or ripping the last pages out of books a la Peter Cook, I actually bake cakes and sniff flowers and cure palsied childrens with my mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Well I leave porn in hedges
For teh youngun's to find in the park!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I leave hedges in porn shops
and also farm machinery

that'll show those bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# you perv!
You give a bad name to all us serial masturbaters!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# the pleasure obtained from wanking a box of crunchy nuts
is immeasurable

oh.. serial

the pleasure obtained from wanking an rs232 port is immeasurable

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I love this person
and I think I'll get in touch with everyone I know so that we can have a full on bukkake spurt-a-thon all over their face as they writhe about in joy screaming "OH LORD!! LET'S EAT MORE VEGETABLES!"

and in seriousness

"This comment was made via the internet"

but hey, I'm sure we can all rise above this chaps towering intellectual, social and spiritual greatness simply by getting out of bed in the morning

or is it a case of daddy_warhol drew a shit picture that nobody even cared to say "That's really crap" and he's all mentally traumatised (assuming he has the capacity to reach such a situation) because of it :)

I've you daddy_Warhol! I love you with mouth and sexes!

ya twat.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# ^This.
Definitely someone who got flamed off the board on his first post.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 19 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# :D
Genius!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# was it the throne with the bats' wings that gave it away?
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Clearly we're not being offensive enough...
that rant was fairly pitiful. How about a weekly challenge involving child killers or tragic mass loss of life? Perfect!
(scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# He's not wrong
sometimes I wipe 4 times after pooping, just to make sure more trees died to make my bottom shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# you do know that any more than two
wipes is classed as "playing". And for that evil you shall surely go to hell.

98% of religions can't be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# I was told that when shaking the penis after a wee
any more than 3 shakes counts as a wank
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 18 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Good 'en
hahahaha love it
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 18 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# You are not Sheryl Crow.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 19 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Well...
...at least he knows how to write properly and has a decent vocabulary...

Twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 17 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# I'm not so sure, looks a bit poorly constructed rant to me.
Your... blaa
Your... blaa
Your.. ma..

etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# I want to thank Daddy_Warhol for giving Girl with Tomato a meaning she never otherwise would have had.
(you cock end)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 17 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Can we call cock him up the arse now?
bags first with the deep heat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# i like him
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# You were NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MESSAGEBOARD!
YOU ARE CITING THE SECOND HALF OF THE MESSAGEBOARD!

*whispers* Do you understand?

YOU DID NOT SEE THE WHOLE MESSAGEBOARD etc etc *boom*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# b3ta user rob (11)
who were the 10 people before you?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# change the numbers and look
its actually quite amusing
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# well, number 3 is anyway
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id="insert number of user here"

kellygoosecock got the best one
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I strongly object to that.
I've NEVER made a secret of my evil.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# We could always
test that theory.
home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# hmm...

see, now i knew i was a little evil, but this surprised even me...

it seems he had a point after all!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# I am merely Twisted
Cos I is am a good boy.
For B3ta at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# i got the same results....
oh well
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# oh noes
How evil are you?

must i leave? or am i just extra fluffeh?
(City wall is not doing much, Fri 18 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# *pfft*
How evil are you?
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 18 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Creepy eh?
(Ranek on awesome alert since, Fri 18 May 2007, 19:00, archived)
# damn Im nice compared to most b3teans
How evil are you?
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Sat 19 May 2007, 3:22, archived)
# but...i am a lady...
and i have friends...


he's 0 for 2...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# We definitely need to visit http://www.scientology.org
www.scientology.org is a very interesting site, with many references to www.scientology.org and covers much that might interest a visitor to www.scientology.org.


Reckon we could get top hit? Or google front page?
(I helped save b3ta! cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords., Thu 17 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# I expect people as twisted as you are??
Do you think he was meaning me?
I damn well hope so...

*grins*
(twizted_synapses, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Sorry 'bout that.
I was pissed when I typed it.

Lotsa love.

D.Warhol.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 18 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# well
I think its one of the better reviews we've gotten. Hey rob, send him a free copy of the sick joke book as compensation
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 18 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Invite him to a Bash.
We'll show him just how evil we really are, by showering him with balloon hats, speech bubbles and fluffy ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# And shave half his eyebrows off, draw a CDC on his face and put him on a train to Timbuktu.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 18 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
#
This person is epic fail.
(WiggZ, Fri 18 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Oh my god
I feel like such a failure :(
(Ladybird wants an alpaca., Fri 18 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# ^that^
with added ham
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 18 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# And
if it wasn't for you pesky kids, I'd have got away with it!
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 18 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# My God
This guy sounds like a nonce.

He slandereth B3ta?


...report him as a suspect in the Portugese child-snatch case. :D
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Fri 18 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# ow, that hurts.
I bum kids whilst viciously attacking and violating old women with severed bits of their deceased husbands, does this really make me a bad man?
(King Baldie, Fri 18 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# secretly evil?
no secret about it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 18 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Aw...
He just needs a hug.

and a CDC through his letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 18 May 2007, 17:50, archived)
# I'd reply to that with a simple CDC
...in my head anyway. In real life it's best to ignore him because he sounds as if he has the makings of a serial killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Curses! foiled again!
i AM secretly evil! my monochrome bean characters are going to take over the world! mwahahhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 18 May 2007, 18:09, archived)
# WBC?
Has Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist "Church" subsrcibed to b3ta now?
(I helped save b3ta! JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Fri 18 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Haha!
Reminds me of a recent fundamentalist theory I heard, claiming gravity wasn't real, and that the force keeping us on the ground was pure sin.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 18 May 2007, 19:07, archived)
# one sentence at a time...
1. define 'disgusting'
2. try Tums.
3. i am a woman. sexist twazzock.
4. damn, rumbled...
5. our eyes glow red 'n' everything, y'know. and what friends..?
6. ...oh, you've covered that. yes, you're right, my entire life, all 28 years of it have been based around a technology that's only been prevailant and freely/widely available for the last ten-odd years, the other 18 i spent in a shed, avoiding all human contact until someone passed me a modem and a phone line.
7. i think i mentioned the shed. i don't like to go in the house. it's where THEY live
8. ...or i wither and die.
9. good to know.

it's so nice to have someone look into your soul and see the real 'you', right?

what an enormous git. but very funny, i likes...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 18 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Looks like JMG learned how to work teh email.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 18 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# let's rape
some more toddlers...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 18 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# "SECRETLY" evil?
There's nowt secret about it.
(I helped save b3ta! roystead, Fri 18 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# bugger
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 18 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Secretly evil?
I didn't realise it was a secret
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 18 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Hi!
You sound fit. What are you wearing?





(Clownkiller, Fri 18 May 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Huh...
Would have at least accepted it as an opinion until reading "Obviously you all only have internet friends" That just makes it the ramblings of an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 18 May 2007, 23:34, archived)
# whew!
That was so close to the truth about me, I was nearly going to look round my room for cameras.
Then I noticed there is no mention of masturbation.
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Sat 19 May 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Huzzah!
I mean... well yeah... huzzah?
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sat 19 May 2007, 1:46, archived)
# can I get his email address?
so I can constantly send him jokes from the sick joke book
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Sat 19 May 2007, 3:24, archived)
# "You people are nauseating"
You mean the black man? Or little people?
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Sat 19 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Damn!
We've been found out. Back to the trenchcoat and jazz mags for me!
(I helped save b3ta! difficultchild, Mon 21 May 2007, 3:45, archived)
# If I call you all a bunch of twunts....
can I be in the newsletter, too?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Mon 21 May 2007, 4:01, archived)
# At some point in the future this man will have a win.
He is long overdue, it's a matter of probability.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 21 May 2007, 6:24, archived)
# I don't believe in evil
but then again, I don't believe in carpet, so I'm not much of a one to speak on these matters
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# It's all true
I am evil. All my friends are virtual. Even my wife and kids exist only through a monitor screen. And I only have kids so I can abuse them later in their life. As for my house... well, I need extra processor power when cooking my lunch.

All hail Satan, Hitler and Sutcliffe!

(Neddy Nedson is nice really, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# That is pure genius.
If this person is so opposed to sick, torturing, geeky fuck-ups what the fuck are they doing on mah intarwebs?

Let's give them 20cc of tabloid celebrishit pabulum and hope they piss off back to whatever mundane corner they crawled out of.

P.S. Want to buy any pictures of Madeleine?
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# You smoothie
Shucks, you say the sweetest things. Now don't be shy, tell us how you really feel.
(Pushka, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Rant from daddy_warhol
I think he just needs a big hug, and for someone to say they wuv him.
(Gaj, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# put daddy_warhol
into google!
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 22 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# [email protected]
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 22 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I want to tear his cock off
eat it, then fuck his gaping bleeding scrotum with my iron-clad, pus-seeping cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Well, personally
I have to slightly agree with this guy. I don't agree with the personal jibes he makes, but I think he does have a point about the jokes about child abductions and paedophilia which get made on this board. Those subject are pretty fucking sick things to make jokes about and I certainly don't think it is seemly to have such things on the front page, even though this is and always has been a wacky site trying to push the boundaries and so on, I think certain subjects when made into jokes don't do anything except prove how twisted the joke-maker is, and how little he relates to other people, for whatever reason. I also think the guy who makes pictures of his head replaced by a giant mouth which rotates has problems, I don't wish to criticise him, I'm just saying I think that he must be in some kind of mental turmoil to produce images like that. Maybe I'm wrong, though. What I'm saying is that this place has become more and more infantile over the years, and more objectionable and antisocial. There are still amusing things and stuff about kittens I guess but I think the stuff like crude drawings of cocks is lame, and the really deeply antisocial stuff is regrettable.
(cold, Wed 23 May 2007, 9:03, archived)
# i bet you were wanking as you typed that

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 23 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Nope
...
(cold, Thu 24 May 2007, 21:21, archived)