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(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# hahahah
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# ha ha!!
*gets the munches*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *makes spaghetti*
*talks into night*
*channel2 signs off the air*
*finds the softness of her mouth*
*makes love to bombs bursting in air*

no one will get this...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# i don't get this....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Ariel
Although in all honesty I Googled it purely because I liked the lyric.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# heh
top song

edit: welcome to b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Haha yay
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# :D
Not only is it lovely, but you've reminded me of the best book of my childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# ^This
And the Mr Men
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# When is your birthday?
Go to the Comedy Club or Jongleurs, that's what I may be doing this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# End of the month
But if I don't start thinking now I'll spend the day sitting on the sofa feeling guilty for not tidying up.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Comedy clubs are good
Theme parks are good.

Failing that do you have a local civic centre or something? There might be a good gig on, or a comedian (I saw Rich Hall play our local)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Can't go out that night
Thinking I may go down to London the night before and see Spamalot. Going to Alton Towers for two days next week, so I'll be a little theme-parked out!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Alright then
Haunted place tour!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I'm listening...
Any suggestions?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Not a clue
right, I'm off. Bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# seeya

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ta ta
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# i
second this, i loved this book...and winnie the witch :) ah i feel young again
(bryony*niamh kneecaps exist to be hit with clawhammers., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Nice to meet you,
Mr. President.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)
# !!!
Sackrilige Sacrelege Sacrilige Very good, I like it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# haha
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# so true
I'm on prescription painkillers at the mo and they're giving me the chronic munchies

and pretty nasty constipation
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Kapake?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I LIKE KAPAKE......
Sorry.

What's that? Sounds rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Bad Cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# pzykomantik thought of it too
Wasn't just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Now, now - don't try and blame him....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# BLAME ME YOU BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# To rhyme with rake, not bukkake
It's a super-strong pain killer with a lot of codeine in it known for its horrendous effects on the digestion
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Don't make me curious.
I like pethadine (sp?)- if I'm in hospital I tend to badger the nurses for it. Sod morphine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Similar, Codeine and Paracetamol mix
and I have to take it in conjunction with Ibuprofen to take the swelling off my spine.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Yowch!
What have you done to yourself?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Alcohol + bouncy castle = landing on concrete flat on my back
at least the visiting American doctor at the casualty in Bath's RUH was hot.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# ^yeah this
a couple of 30/500 cocodamol and a diclofenac every 3 hours for a couple of weeks = no idea what yer doing and never shit again!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Yes, as I am finding out
I couldn't work out how to use my phone earlier, it was mildly amusing and distressing at the same time.

At least I can still walk, so I'm not too bothered by it all. It'd be nice to be able to take a crap though...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# are those the bright orange ones?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# The ones I had were yellow
Which is great as I get hyper on artificial colours...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Gesundheit
EDIT: Ah, brand name. Not Kapake but same composition.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Horrible stuff
Similar to Voltarol
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# all the ducks are swimming in the water
voltarol taroltol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Bukkake?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# haha, that is brilliant
and I have no idea why but reminded me of Roald Dahl.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Marvellous. :)
I'm fedex-ing you a large Chocolate Cake to show my appreciation.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# *is hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# that is cocking ace *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# woo yay houpla!
:D
(lostpixel, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Woo
so accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# hehe
The only thing this is missing is at the end it should say

"And he was STILL munchy!"
(siblin, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)