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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# :D
This is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
BURN THE INFIDEL!

/answer to everything that's scary and new blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# hence the invention of both
FIRE and COMBUSTIBLE HERETICS
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# All that may be coming to an end soon though
I saw an advert on telly this afternoon advertising a new JML product..

The Fire Retardant Heretic. Only £5.99!

Now with detatchable head, and swirling arms!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *pops to Homebase*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# It's JML though.

You'll get it home to find that 'retardant' actually means 'will go up like a fucking firework'.

Though I believe that ladies in Kent have been using the swirling arms for clitoral stimulation.

Dirty Kents.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Is there
a single JML product that can't be used for that purpose?

I sense ulterior motive* to advertise exciting stimulus products to bored housewives without the TV regulatory people catching on

*like a spider sense, but not as useful
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# The steam bee can't be used for said purpose,
on account of a DELIBERATELY broken vibrate function.

Also, www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/12/toothbrush_rumpus/
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Multi-chopper
(Pachey, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# This seems to be the best method of dealing with Multi-goose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# haha
love the last frame
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# this sums it all up quite nicely

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I Really like this Challenge...
It is Throwing out some of the best stuff 've seen in a while...

I'm running Low on Woo/yay/Hurrahs etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Whereas I have been stockpiling them,
along with guns, ammunition and canned goods.

All ready for the apocalypse. Any day now. Any day...
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Oh piss
I've been collecting matchboxes.

MATCHBOXES, DAMNIT!

What good are they against hordes of nuclear zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# depends how many do you have?
If its more than several million you might stand a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# You could capture the miniature zombies,
and store them securely in the matchboxes.

Also, you could lick sulphury sustenance from the rough strip where you light the matches. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Use the friction power of the rubbing strip!
*looks at above*

I so hope that's my random quote...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# you must rub the zombies with your match box with vigor
one matchbox per zombie will be sufficient

the friction will enable a warm hotness, this hotness will make the matches burst, known scientifically as "the burst of match" or known by religious people as "inteligent bursting"

the resultant flame will cause the burning of the zombie with such a heat that one may put meat and household objects on the pointy part of a forks, and cook it for mealtime treat or simple domestic amusement (this is optional, as when being attacked by a collective noun of zombies you may not have sufficient time to adequately cook the food, however, as the zombie will be ripping out your internal organs and your other instruments food poisoning is not considered a sufficient risk to health)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# apocalypse?
that's not in my diary? Did anyone else get a meeting invite for this?

*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *Sob* Why wasn't I invited to this apocalypso?
Now I shall have to weep silently into the nothing that remains afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I can't see your pics.


Even in your profile, your FPs show nothingness!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# the most common causes of this
office-blockers or ad-blockers (see: bloggerheads)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# how inconsiderate of you to have a domain with 'ads' in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# "office blockers" sounds good
"you can't come in this office"
"but I have to get my printouts!!"
"you deaf? this office is blocked!"
"printouts!!"
"no! now go away or do I call the 'cleaning non specific gender person?'"
*skulks slowly away beaten*
"I will return!! With a mission statement!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# But i have no blockers!
I'm at home ,and don't block anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# you sir, need more RAM

/solution to just about everything
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I put a gig in only last week!
/yes it is the solution to everything
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I even shout it at vending machines

DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH RAM TO GIVE ME MY COKE?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# that's just wrong
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# That's uttely brilliant
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *ROUND OF APPLAUSE*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Lovely style and execution.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Good!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# magic
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# top notch Manic
woo indeed
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Christ, this is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)