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# I almost got arrested for saying 'ello ello ello' to a copper once
To be fair, he was having a hard time but I thought it'd cheer him up a bit.

'But who will look after the pub?'
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# you should have done the 'How does a WPC part her hair' gag for him
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# you put your hands behind your back
do a pliƩ
and bend your knees while saying 'ello ello ello'

IVV knows by the look of it
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# hahahahaha!
a classic :D
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *thinks*


*laughs out loud*


evenin' all.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# God morgen Thundermaker
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# similarly
I allmost got arrested for making pig noises at a copper
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Oh I wouldn't do that.
Half my family are monochrome monkeys, bless em.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# How to cheer up a policeman.
Lesson 1: Tell him he can use "reasonable force"
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Then call him Luke.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# or that you agree that PACE shoud be abolished
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# pointing at creme eggs?
whatever for?
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# creme eggs need to be hit with hammers not just pointed at
why anybody would want to eat a chocolate covered boil is beyond me
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)