How to cheer up a policeman.
Lesson 1: Tell him he can use 'reasonable force'
(
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:18,
archived)
Then call him Luke.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:19,
archived)
or that you agree that PACE shoud be abolished
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:25,
archived)
pointing at creme eggs?
whatever for?
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:26,
archived)
creme eggs need to be hit with hammers not just pointed at
why anybody would want to eat a chocolate covered boil is beyond me
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:28,
archived)