or not really girlsor technically human
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:40,
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A Glaswegian* virgin is an 8 year old who can run faster than her brothers.*where Glaswegian is a randomly selected town for the purposes of light wit and no actual slight to the city's womenfolk is intended.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:42,
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