solidarity brother
soon the capitalist pigs will fall and we will... probably have to work harder and take fewer holidays.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48,
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Don't say that!
Swaza'll have to go to the Leeds mini bash by himself.
meaty delicious spam: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/9974
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41,
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meaty delicious spam: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/9974
I have Friday off and everything
But it's a two and a half hour journey from me to them, which is a bit of a way to go just for lunch!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48,
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get freebs drunk
and then take advantage of him!
Also - Leeds is a pretty nice city - you could make a day of it, take a picnic, see the sights... ride a bus... erm... York's quite close by, you could go to teh Viking museum... or to Lightwater Valley in Ripon... which is like Alton Tower but underfunded and about 15 years out of date.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49,
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Also - Leeds is a pretty nice city - you could make a day of it, take a picnic, see the sights... ride a bus... erm... York's quite close by, you could go to teh Viking museum... or to Lightwater Valley in Ripon... which is like Alton Tower but underfunded and about 15 years out of date.
bees are solid gold comedy
I had a dream once which contained this 'joke':
What's stripy and lives in the kitchen?
A bee.
I woke myself up laughing
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39,
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What's stripy and lives in the kitchen?
A bee.
I woke myself up laughing
HAHA Damn you!
You made me office lol. I envy you and your dream jokes.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40,
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Kat in a second hand lingerie store looking disgusted.
or
Scarlet in Toys R Us having the time of her life
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34,
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or
Scarlet in Toys R Us having the time of her life
Is that Patricia Swayze, the shop assistant from Lincoln...
...who is in no way related to Patrick Swayze the actor, and who is utterly sick of being asked about him?
In a similar way to how I feel when people say "Kerry? That's a girl's name, innit?"
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38,
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In a similar way to how I feel when people say "Kerry? That's a girl's name, innit?"
Well that would be telling.
Best conversation EVAH, with O2:
O2: "Are you authorised to talk about this account?"
Me: "Yes... I am Kerry Mountain"
O2: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I just saw Kerry and assumed you were a.. girl. And now I'm really hoping you're a man... And not just... a girl... with a really... deep... voice"
It was the way her voice trailed off as she realised what she was saying that made me laugh =D
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46,
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O2: "Are you authorised to talk about this account?"
Me: "Yes... I am Kerry Mountain"
O2: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I just saw Kerry and assumed you were a.. girl. And now I'm really hoping you're a man... And not just... a girl... with a really... deep... voice"
It was the way her voice trailed off as she realised what she was saying that made me laugh =D
i'm sick of people asking how to pronounce my name.
so i just turned it into "ewan" wich is close enough.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42,
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no but you're close enough.
have some pie.
(i have recently discovered only scottish people can pronounce the dutch "ij" sound)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51,
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(i have recently discovered only scottish people can pronounce the dutch "ij" sound)
not quite.
it's pretty hard to explain over the net. if i ever come to a bash one day i'll tell you about it over some tea and cake. i promise.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:01,
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Something with nice big boobs.
You haven't done it in a while and I'm getting withdrawl symptoms.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34,
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'ning JJ
Draw a curious Pterodactyl, peering intently at an antique gadget made of brass, glass and sparks, trying to figure out how it works.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35,
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i just saw on the news some blokes mobile exploded and killed him.
draw that!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35,
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that sounds like a job for Butters...
(not that he's been around much lately)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37,
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a camel on fire
being passed by by 30 crows doing a sponsored walk for Cancer Research.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37,
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Scarlet on a Bouncy Castle
Having just deflated it with her claws
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38,
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A sexy squirrel version of the tour de france.
Or a recreation of the kidnapping of Alan Johnson with denziens
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38,
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A girl in a bikini
on a beach on bikini island
which is wearing a huuuuge bikini!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40,
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which is wearing a huuuuge bikini!
lolo ferrari
and her gigantic breasts.
they are so heavy she has tipped forward and cannot get up again.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40,
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they are so heavy she has tipped forward and cannot get up again.
I'm reckon
this
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/news/tm_method=full%26objectid=19369161%26siteid=66633-name_page.html
Is your fault!
Real life squirrels with tits!!!!!!!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42,
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www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/news/tm_method=full%26objectid=19369161%26siteid=66633-name_page.html
Is your fault!
Real life squirrels with tits!!!!!!!
Live up
To your responsibilities dammit! Think of the poor suite shop owners getting loser spunk in the crotch area when they are handed back!
It's madness I tell thee.....MADNESS!!!!!!!
*goes and gets his "End is Nigh" sign*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21,
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It's madness I tell thee.....MADNESS!!!!!!!
*goes and gets his "End is Nigh" sign*
* shock *
But hey, now you know for sure
if there were to come scarlet / kat / chloe / ... - costumes
they would sell.
..to strange people
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52,
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if there were to come scarlet / kat / chloe / ... - costumes
they would sell.
..to strange people
An omellette that on closer inspection is the home to a tiny sentient species
of cheese and egg based creatures. The two species hate each other, fighting over which is better and which should rule the world of "Umlitt". After many years of vicious fighting a truce is called and the creatures decide to share their world in peace, the leaders of each faction meet up in a grand hall to sign a truce when suddenly, crashing through the roof comes a selection of mushrooms, peppers, onions and herbs.
And thus the Umlitt saga begins.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43,
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And thus the Umlitt saga begins.