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haha!
i just an email from the chief executive that has a list of phone numbers i can ring if i feel intmidated by other staff in the wake of this doctor/terrorist thing!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02,
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Doctor/terrorist thing?
/hasn't been following the news blog
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:03,
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all those blokes that tried to blow up a scottish airport was doctors!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04,
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Haha, were they?
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06,
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piccy tiem
once again I am the b3tard who has had his face more times on board that teh Quo
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06,
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Cor!
*spluffs*
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07,
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CHRIST!
Right in my fucking eye mate!
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08,
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Well that's what you get for letting my put my cock through your ear...
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10,
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Hello lovely :)
How's tricks?
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12,
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Hello you.
I'm all of teh grand, ta! I haven't got a new flesh tunnel though. But I did win a guitar last week \o/
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13,
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I know
It looks lovely (I was lurking) *cuddles* gratilashins
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16,
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Thanks miss!
*returns cuddle* *fondles bumcheeks*
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:24,
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my missus would fancy you lots
so it's a good thing she doesn't go on b3ta
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07,
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I can't think of anything to say here that doesn't make me sound like I love myself
But you all know I do anyway so here goes, She's only human.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09,
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How do you know?
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Count Fwapula tragically only has one bum ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11,
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she has all the correct parts
well, for my purposes at least
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12,
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*suffocates as dave's ego begins to fill the room*
=D Aside from the Soul-burning crazy eye gaze, you look rather dashing there.
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12,
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Cheers buddy
that means a lot to me, hearing a man calling me dashing. Oh wait or does that make me gay?
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:19,
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just accept it, feel better about yourself and don't dwell on it.
If you think too hard and it'll make you gay.
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:26,
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what? sorry I was picking my belly button
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28,
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Good call
Now if you'll excuse me. To the the HindenWeasel! *zeplins*
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31,
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Where do you get the money for all of these!?
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32,
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=D
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33,
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How do you know?
There's more to fancying than the face.
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Pachey ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12,
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yes
mind you, she told me the only reason she fancied me was because I had a coat
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:15,
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wow, talk about right place, right time
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17,
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*grabs surfboard*
*rides Dave's Hair* *wipeouts*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08,
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*goes to A&E with a surf board wedged in ear*
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10,
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i seem to have lost my verruca sock.....
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16,
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*hands it back*
I've made it a bit crispy, though
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17,
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*caresses screen*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08,
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you got chocolate all over your moniter now mate
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10,
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*licks off*
oh! hello handsome
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12,
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i'm all moist...
...you now, down there.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11,
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What...
Surrey?
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12,
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*gets the bounty out*
*mops*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13,
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a damp follow through?
go change your pants!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17,
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yes
i had a chinese curry last night. mid week treat. in other news i had to Watch 'Alien Vs Predator'.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21,
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its shit isn't it?
Does teh comics no justice what so ever.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:23,
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it is indeed
shit. but i was round a friends house and we dicided on some cheesy crap and i hadn't seen it. i now have and have no intention on seeing it again.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:38,
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gah!!
how could you!?!? i went to see Die Hard it was acetastic
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28,
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oh yes!
*fears to leave the service center*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07,
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1. All doctors are now terrorists 2. The NHS is run by al-Qaeda 3. Osama bin Laden is now Secretary of State for Health 4. Bloody immigrants, coming over here and stealing our terrorist doctor jobs 5. Profit © Daily Mail
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05,
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Crikey...
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06,
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the daily mail challenge,
that was another great one!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06,
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hahaha!
i had to larf at the news yesterday, the nice man from calor was suggesting i.d checks for people buying gas cannisters.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07,
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jesus
as if your identity somehow betrays your intentions
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08,
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0.00000001% of the NHS is terrorists
In answer to your question yesterday fine thank you but if you were going to ask it today I'd say a bit tired because I didn't sleep well because I drank quite a lot because it was Independence Day.
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Pachey ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06,
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Ah, I see.
Do you want me to come and sit next to you so that you can sleep on my shoulder? It's a bit bony but it's there if you want it...
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08,
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Lap please
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Pachey ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11,
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Well, alright then.
But no funny business!
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:25,
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why were you celebrating independance day?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09,
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Are you joking or did you not see my reply yesterday
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Pachey ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11,
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i didn't see your reply yesterday
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16,
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I am American
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Pachey ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:19,
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no you're not
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:22,
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How do you know?
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Pachey ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:22,
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Code red! Start burning the surveillance tapes!
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27,
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you told me you have a posh english accent
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27,
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Duel National
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Pachey ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29,
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My country threatened to revoke my dual nationality =/
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32,
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Which one?
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Pachey ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34,
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South Africa
When Thabo came in he tried to force people to either be South African or not. I don't think he ever got around to enforcing it, but I haven't renewed my african passport for a long time now anyway
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36,
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see
I'm a Scot but I also have a posh English accent apparently
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:30,
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is one of the numbers the Jeremy Kyle hotline?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04,
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haha!!
no, but i have that as number 1 on quick dial....
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05,
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pfft
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06,
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You feel intimidated by your boss, right?
Really scared he might do something I mean?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05,
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No, he feels intimidated by the Chief Executive sending him unsolicited emails.
I didn't get an email from the Chief Executive...
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07,
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No, I didn't get one either!
And I actually probably should have...
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09,
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Let's bum his embassy.
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10,
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*adjusts tie*
she knows who the main man is.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10,
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hehe
the last mail I had from my CEO said "Is there some sort of ‘deployment of laser technology in monkeys’ conference going on? "
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11,
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