George (not Roger) Melly has died
R.I.P., you insane fruity jazzman, you.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13,
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R.I.P., you insane fruity jazzman, you.
Heh.
I changed my sig just now when I heard this.
Met him in Dublin Airport about 3 years ago
/crap claim to fame blog
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:14,
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Met him in Dublin Airport about 3 years ago
/crap claim to fame blog
I know someone
that had to share a hotel room with him once. George was absolutely battered and kept asking whether the light was off when it was clearly on. Eventually the bloke I know got so annoyed with constantly having to tell him that it was on, he said it was off in an attempt to get him to shut up. Assuming the light to be off, George does what any sane, rational man would do: gets his knob out and starts a-tugging.
Legendary.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:26,
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Legendary.
I think I've heard that story,
in varying forms, a number of times before. But then there are a lot of wankers in the world - and one would assume that many of them, in keeping with the old wives' tale, are blind.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32,
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A two pronged attack
on the blindness front for George, then. Wanking and port. One vice for each eye.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37,
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I didn't know who he was until he died
Like with so many old folk.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:16,
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so will reveal the nenn diagram results in the wake of our generosity?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35,
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OOOOOO
*readies video recording equipment for impending nekidness*
hello shugs x
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:18,
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hello shugs x
*readies frying pan*
i know all about the secret base in Bath!!
*is onto yous lot*
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29,
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*is onto yous lot*
well, it is sad when anyone dies
and it's bad form to speak ill of the dead and all
but he was a tosser
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17,
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but he was a tosser
It's not sad when horrible people die
Why do you say he was a tosser?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:19,
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