I think I've heard that story,in varying forms, a number of times before. But then there are a lot of wankers in the world - and one would assume that many of them, in keeping with the old wives' tale, are blind.
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DogHorse plop,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32,
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A two pronged attackon the blindness front for George, then. Wanking and port. One vice for each eye.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37,
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