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# Mmmm. Tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Niice.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# they are very nice
witha creamy SPNKY sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# spoonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Sorry minor TJ
Who did the Mario pic using their knob?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Dooley did it, if that is his name.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# and his knob

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Yes, can't leave out the knob.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# No
I find it difficult to leave a knob out for long.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# You are the buttery Lurpak trombone man
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Plays comedy BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRuuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRRRRRaP!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# What was his name?
He had a name.
Donald?
Malcolm?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I think it was Donald.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Malcolm I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# neither
douglas
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I trust you
You always know shit like this.

Hang on, was the lady who took his trombone away her from the Good Life? Margot?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# You are correct
and I thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Donald Malcom Esq.
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# both
*looks up*

Ohhhhhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Lurpak? That's a product!
*

*may be a pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# that bottle should be a cake!
and that carton should be a hammer!

I cannot endorse this 1970's style advertisment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I am confused.
Is this a trick pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# do you have a boyfriend called "Scratches"
or some sort of infection we should all avoid?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# It refers to Old Scratch i.e. the Devil, y'see
}:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# no idea
but I'll smile and nod anyways
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hjas it been pinched?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Pfft.....
Thanks coffee monitor issues now.



I love them thou and that funky yellow nut butter that it comes with.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# pfffft
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nuhhts
/Snoop Dee Oh Dubble Gee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Nanananana
It's the motherfucking D-O double G....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# wooooo
the rhytm is the bass and the bass is the trebble

/I let an infant install my car stereo system blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *hits corners in a low-low*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# *would rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6*
*will sign my name in the book at your funeral*
*has a zig' on his hip with that extra clip!*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *laughs*
sorry, this is all brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# you take off that "zig"
or there'll be "great justice" to pay!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I read that as Debbie McGee
Yeesh.

/relurks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# when i grow up
i wanna be a mother fucking hustler
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# 0_0
Can I have gravy with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *bends over*
give me a minute

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# damn you...
keeping your gravy recipe a secret like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# :D
the power of lidl compels me!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Would that be
white or brown sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# first one
then the other

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# <x_x>
I was just about to have a pot noodle.
I may not do now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I just had a lidl pepparami pizza
it comes in a pack of three, for £2.50

the only positive thing about it is that when I go to the toilet a day later to crap it out (for that is how long it takes to pass) the next user of the toilet will think it is a nuclear peperami holocaust going on

:D

"You fucking stinky bastard"

was the phrase used :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Lidl pizza?
Was probably made in some russian factory in the shadow of Chernobyl!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# then it should have been self cooking!
damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Ikea is a trap...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# ^ this
they use every psychological trick in the book to keep you shopping

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I dislike Ikea a lot
souless tat that they convince you you shouldn't live without.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Their beds are funny sizes too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I love my Ikea bed
It's the comfiest thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I see your ikea bed
And raise you my massive spongy sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# you absolutely cannot beat
a Tempur mattress
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
deep fried mattress!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Tempura matress?
Sounds tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# yep
nice and spongy

not a Japanese vegetable in sight
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# yup
and a whole load of other rubbish too... but I'm just a bitter ald bastard like, I should probably be ignored.

How's you - should I ask how the job interview went?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Fine ta, I got it!
Start on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *does victory dance in victory pance*
*puts on a kilt and whips off pance*
*relaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# PANCE!!!!
*does pance dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *does no pance dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# o_O
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hmmm
Do they happen to sell pricey bedding that fits these oddly proportioned beds?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I'm not sure
My taste in furniture and everything is a little too....traditional classic. I like their glasses and crockery though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# i was stuck in the market place for hours......
and i could only leave after buying 2 packets of napkins and a bag of tea lights......


Oh and some Blue cheese which is the bestest in the world ever
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# you must be strong in the ways of the force
if you are to leave without buying more than you came in for. Ikea employs old geordie Jedi mind tricks!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Once there was a fire alarm in IKEA
And after that every shopper was forced to come back in as a "safety matter".
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Have jam with that
for some bizarre reason
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I'd have jam with you
*pounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# RAR!
*gets sticky*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# only one person would dare to use
Raspberry!

*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# LONESTAR!
/balls
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *films*
*sells*
Profit!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Mrs T!!!!
*greets warmly*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# *gets sticky*
Wotcher Debs :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *films sticky girl on girl action*
*keeps for own private consumption*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# mmmmm,
kødboller
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)