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[challenge entry] Another 80's one - this time from Lisa Stansfield.


*buys ticket*

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# this is a serious contender here....
*clicks like buggery*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha
To hull with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# oh very good
*puts you on train*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# bad man! :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# " So in conclusion we are
off to Disneyland, Florida for a month to raise the profile of this little known case to see if our little one has been kidnapped by Mickey Mouse"

Blond baby trade you thick cunt5s. She's now some rich, barren couple's kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# and has a lovely collection of sunglasses
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# haha very good
I'm sick of seeing that "looking into your soul with bared teeth" pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# it's on the cover of at least one tabloid per day here
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# the font is the most offensive bit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# i'm RISing
help me out!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)
# not just me then!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Been around the world and I, I, I, I can't find my baby...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# ahaha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# my sentiments
exactly
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 3:07, archived)
# "been around the world and i-i-i-i
can't find my baby!"
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahah
BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Oh, I'm going to hell....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Be a love
and have the kettle on ready for when I arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Will do - tea or coffee?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Coffee please
cream and 12 sugars.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# genius
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# the mum would be quite hot is she smiled a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
"Cheer up love, you're never going to replace her if you go round looking like that."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# error
she's scouse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I don't know where I don't know why...
Er, you left the window open and couldn't be fucked to get a babysitter?

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# now I've worked out what it is
I laughed my head off. Have a woo and a *click*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Pees his pants...
harsh but true!
(activethistle, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Fuck my arse and call me a bitch
I RIS'd forever untill i found the reply that explained it, and when i finally got it I laughed more than I ever have before..

This in my opinion is the funniest, most clever and subtle post I have ever seen on B3ta

Have a Woo Yay Houpla Shinobi
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 4:02, archived)
# must
not
lau..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahahahahahahahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)