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[challenge entry] For Ninjas on a budget.

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(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Winnah!

EDIT: Only used to kill good children at school!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:23, archived)
# good morrow.
sorry about the scorched rug, and i was too late to save tiddles, put her out for the bin men when i left.

p.s you're out of tea bags. xxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I haven't had a coffee yet!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)
# thank heaven for small mercies
you're hyper enough in the mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Mmmm
Coffee is sounding great.
I may drag me and my duvet towards the kitchen in a bit and get some a-brewin'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)
# no, tea is what you need.
it's a scientific fact that it cures all ails.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)
# But...but...I don't WANT tea!
Tea is good for some things, but right now I'm fancying fresh coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# There's no actual proof
but it's a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Actually I have over 1500 teabags:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# hee hee
ooh, scrolling down makes that look all weird!

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Heh, was just about to say this
I thought my head was going all funny again!

/man-flu

'ning you *scratches behind ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)
# JESSIE! *curls round neck*
*back leg twitches*

you still bunged up missy?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)
# 'Ning Minkles !
'Ning Jessie !

'Ning all !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# RABBITZ!
'ning you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Yay !
Getting my five minute b3ta fix *looks over shoulder*

rabbitz's top tip - stay in bed and drink brandy until you're better :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Heh. Brandy makes me VERY poorly
I had less than a single measure once and felt more drunk than I ever have before, followed by three days of near constant vomiting on a half hour cycle!

Just the memory makes feel ill
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)
# 'ello rabbitz
*enhuggelifies*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# DON'T SQUEEZE !
*parp*

too late :O
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# o_O
why does it smell like soylent green?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)
# That'll teach me to nick
my husband's spicy noodles :(

(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Yeah, a bit
I could probably have gone back to work today, but I'm very glad I'm not, I feel rough.
In two years of working there I never had a sick day, but I've lost all sense of loyalty to them after recent events, they've been complete shits so I'm not going back until I'm properly well (well...tomorrow I'd imagine, a doctors note would be too much hassle to uphold this principle ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# yeah
fuck 'em

not literally
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Stick on Shuriken!
Spiffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha
ning mp
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)
# 'Ning War3!
And ningles to everyone else As I forgot to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)
# yey!
Stick 'em on biscuits and mame!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:27, archived)
# splendid.
that ashally looks like you made it for real.

nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Nicely! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)
# That's the best thing I ever saw!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Brill
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:30, archived)
# hahahah
classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Hahaha !
Brillogs !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaahah!
Inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# This is inspired :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# If I look at this and scroll using the scroll wheel...
...It's mental... But I don't get the same effect if I use the scroll bars at the side. It has to be the wheel on the mouse.
(Jamey, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# ^^ what they said

(tekz bumberhead, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# True
I spazzed myself out 6 times while putting it together.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I shall give you my first b3ta woo
woo, I say, woo
(tekz bumberhead, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)
# You are now my bitch.
Factomundo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Woo! FP!
I'm glad I spent all that time messing around with lens distortion and curves now ;)

Ta to everyone who posted comments, you make the attention to detail worth it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# That's great :)
"Tesco Value" just keeps on giving.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Quality Guaranteed
: )
(Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Best moviescrolliosis ever.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 18:45, archived)
# This compo is going to annoy me :(
They are called Shaken!
(Potatoman, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Stevens?


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# ooooohhh trippy
if you have a small screen and scroll up and down it looks lovely and zoomy..

clicky clicky
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Yawn
Ooh a Tesco Value joke!
(LokiMD, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Yawn

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)
# miserable
cunt
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I want to see
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Davro
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)