Ninja weapons
From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
Quick, dirty, and frankly crap. dunno why I bother really...
From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
Heh!
I'm just going to slip this one in here if you don't mind...
Popular Ninja uses himself as a weapon:-
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Thu 27 Sep 2007, 16:58,
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Popular Ninja uses himself as a weapon:-
indeed...
plus if he recurses infinitely then he should theoretically have infinite strength and the impact point should be infinitely small, making it well sore.
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Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:00,
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But he would take an infinite amount of time to deliver the blow
making an escape more likely
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Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:03,
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That sounds like science
and is therefore too complicated for me.
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Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:06,
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Yes but
if he were infinite then he would occupy every point in space all at once, and would therefore be hitting himself. Which would hurt.
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Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:29,
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Ninjas do not feel pain
and therefore cannot hurt themselves. Even when they cop a nunchuck in the nuts.
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Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:36,
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Must be a bit counter-productive being Popular Ninja
I can just see him trying to sneak through the town under cover of darkness, and everywhere he goes people are, like "dude!! How are you doing, man, oh it's so good to see you!" and blowing his cover.
:)
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Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:01,
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:)
"Look everyone! It's Popular Ninja!"
Everyone:"Hey!!"
Popular Ninja:"Fucksocks"
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Thu 27 Sep 2007, 17:06,
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Popular Ninja:"Fucksocks"