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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Better than drawing filth for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha! He's got a cob-on
UNDER THE DESK.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# haven't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ^This^
Hard!
(duck Quack !, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I have a SEMIllion cHARDONay....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I have 3 pairs of
safety boots under my desk. And a cob on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# SFW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# i've only got one pair...
and i'm wearing them..




and a cob on.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I do love your sense of timing JJ
The expressions and the actions all add to a joke, making sometimes unextraordinary things amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# ^ this
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Comedy is timing.....
....and pies.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm, pie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# lots of them
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# How can you have timing in a cartoon strip?
It's a random access thing; people can read it as fast or as slow as they wish, in whatever order they wish.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I'm not sure how it works
but frame 3 definitely counts as comic timing.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I ain't got no timing... I ain't go no timing...
I ain't got NO timing

Now THAT's timing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# There are subliminal messages in the strip to tell you how long to look at each frame.
Tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Ah.

At last, a technical explanation rather than a declamation of my theory.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Happy to help..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# If you read it fast or slow
you are still reading relative pauses assuming you read it all
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# that's not a pen he's holding
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# stiffy saveloy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# not now thanks
I'm full
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# gaah
I'm always last in the queue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# we call you 'The Shunter'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# :)
*resists far too obvious comedic response*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# has anyone got a tissue
my nose is running
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ohh!
i haven't had a nice savaloy in years!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Did you get the pox, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# not that I'VE ever noticed....
*scratches*





*scratches some more*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# have you not got the cork out yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *strains*
not quite...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Still want to be snuggled up with dressing gown and the mug
Love her expression in the last frame :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# ^Still this...
though less so than yesterday do to ingestions of Hot Chocolate...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Mmmm, could really go for some of that right about now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# I had hot chocolate this morning
it was yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, may have to get some G&B's on the way home
*craves*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# green & black's?
best of all the organic chocolates!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# that stuff is the bollocks.
You don't even have to bother mixing it with hot milk, it's delicious enough on a spoon straight out of the jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Not tried their hot chocolate yet
But I think I may now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# It's not far off
being just a jar of chocoolate shavings. Easily the best of all the hot chocolates. Definitely try a spoonfull while you're waiting for the milk to heat up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I will bear that in mind, thanks :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# my co-b3tan/worker has some aero hot chocolate...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# *pops a couple of quid in the post*
There you are m'dear, get yourself a hot choc with that....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# A couple of quid?
Such riches!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# that's London hot choc for you....
But best is when it's not all mixed, and you can run your finger aruond the dregs and get thick choco-sludge...

That's just me isn't it...

*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# god, no
choco sludge is king of all* the food-related dregs!


*with the possible exception of the bits at the bottom of a chicken and mushroom pot noodle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# This is why I love B3ta.
*feels among own kind*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Ooh! Watch where you're feeling!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Feh.
Being curled up in a duvet with the window slightly open so you can hear the rain is faaaaaaaaaar more relaxing…..and is exactly what I did yesterday after a soggy ride home :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# ^this^
i love the rain
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Sounds like bliss
Love a good rainstorm - though not so much when I'm out in it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# why
was your ride home soggy? did you have a little accident?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# i have the sun directly in my eyes as i try to concentrate on the screen
you couldn't find my pupils with a microscope
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# pffft
The look on arts face...
Not quite as amusing as washing that car in pant was though.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# are they going to get their freak on
following the events previously?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# yay!
I tried to draw a yiff creature again, it went wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# ARGH!!!!
how much?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# it costs about 33p an hour to run
but it's well worth it for all the nutritious juices
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# i love your drawings
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# what I lack in style I make up in impending sectioning :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# What in the name of Mike?!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Mike has a lot of answer for
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# That looks like good fun
for any household pet.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# New from JML
Available in a range of household pet sizes, from Gerbil to Giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*calls RSPCA*

*Hangs up, unable to explain*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# it's just to stop the animals pooping on the carpet
it's nothing to do with... well, something else
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I love your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# *fills a jar*
*offers*

oh you mean the drawings :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I'll take what I can get
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# yeah
me too

*Cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# filth in exchange for scooter..
understandable.

Free Filth Fridays


EDIT: now Kat's gonna say " Draw me " and she'll throw off her robe.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# You wish.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I'm just forseeing the future..
* in my mind *
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# If he's drawing naughty pictures the blood shouldn't be in his face...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Not if you're caught.....
....I would imagine.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# experience?
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Art lives in a world where cats and squirrels have tits
so what does he draw? I'm guessing he has to go to a lower phylum, perhaps insects with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# ha ha.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# phwoar lower phylum!
*looks up phylum*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Perv!
That's *my* phylum!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Dude! Where's my phylum?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Isn't it in the
usual place?

*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# haha
that looks like a boy insect who's really pleased to have got a set of jubblers of his own!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
genuine lol at Art's 'special files'...
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Tits with tits FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Protozoa wit tits.
i'm guessing
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Helminths!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I was thinking of something along the lines of
Giardia lamblia wit tits
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# yeah right.

tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Kat's...
flirting with Art! She just wants to ride his paint bursh! And all because he saved her life!
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Kat's
sideways glance with her mug up to her face is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)