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# She'd rip your head off for THAT.
And she's already annoyed that I gave her black tea, instead of white, because there's no milk left.
RACIST!!!

Edit: Oh, and she hates cooking. My sister bought her a cook book from both of us.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I'd go to the shops to get some if she wants*.
*if there wasn't a 200-mile distance between us
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Well, so would I,
but that means you need money.
And an umbrella
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# You can stand under my umbrella.
Ella ella ay ay ay
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *blows head off with haloesque shotgun*
*pisses on your carcass*
*dances in your pool of blood*
*blows you up with nitroglycerine*

I. FUCKING. HATE. THAT. SONG.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)