can't you balance it out
with some Elizabeth Duke trashy bling chain and some sovereign rings, then you gain a symmetrical pose like a knuckle-dragging neanderthal and at the same time gain forearms like Popeyes'?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:26,
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Good plan.
Or I could just superglue a lot of heavy coinage to my hand
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The Neville What what what,
Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:27,
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