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[challenge entry] lolchairs

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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)
# My god, it's full of sod.
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Good evening to you sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Good evening sirrahsa!
How art thous and all that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Better than I really should be! :D
Blah blah girl stuff.
I should be angry because she slept with her ex, but I'm not because he's a nice guy and if I could choose any competition, it'd be him.
BUT
She's doing acid.
And I HAVE to stop her.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)
# tell her mum
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# No.
I'm only getting the people who can help involved.
She'd never listen to her mum.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Take acid with her,
then after a week fake an OD.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Taking acid isn't very difficult,
she probably doesn't need any help, but if you don't know what to do I suppose you could ask her.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)
# if she's doing acid
maybe she's not sleeping with her ex shen she said "i'm seeing someone else". praps she's seeing some seven-armed green bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# No, I mean I asked her when she last had sex,
she seemed shifty, so I said "Was it Alex?" and it was.
He's a nice guy, though, and I don't blame her.
I'm far less stressed than I should be, at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Well done on not getting stressed about other people's business
in this case.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Well really, it affects me.
Of course I feel pangs of jealousy, but nothing compared to what I should.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Pangs of jealousy are normal human reactions to other people having something nice
and don't in any way give you a say over what somebody else does with their body, or create any obligation for them to stop. What they do create is an obligation for that person to comfort you a bit, if they claim to be your friend in any sense of the word.

People can set up other agreements, of course, but I think this should be the default.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# You misunderstand me.
She's my girlfriend.
Well, WAS as of tomorrow morning.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# No, I meant "friend" to include girlfriends.
And other friends. Trying to generalise.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# You ought to club her and eat her bones.
/helpful
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# put them in a pressure cooker
makes a lovely stock :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Oh yes, brown the bones and some vegetables first.
Add onion skins for a deeper brown colour.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# maybe you should fuck him too.
 
AND THEN BE ALL LIKE BITCH YOU MUST BE TRIPPING BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Nah, I'd rather fuck her best friend.
I mean, I want to, but oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I'm gonna post this again cuz it's awesome.
 
www.marriedtothesea.com/mtts-archives/mttsarchive-ditb.php
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I really must buy this movie.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7bK3w9Mw6w

Silly, but fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I could watch more of that.
What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0366551/
Same director as Dude, Where's My Car?.. probably funnier if you're really, really high.

It seems there's a sequel due out this year!
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, this time directed by the writers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Damn it's cold.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
#
bin dung!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)
# oh noes!
But not with my level of I-don't-currently-have-photoshop-but-i-have-paint.net-which-really-isn't-much-better-than-paint skillzor though, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I wouldn't be so surely.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# this /\ with a smaller spade
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)
# beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I'm sorry Clive. I can't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Dig it the most !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I'm trying to think of a word to change odyssey into
by switching one letter
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# can you rearrange the order?
remove one and add it somewhere else?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# it's open to interpretation
as always

but that doesn't seem to help anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# That is class......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)