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#
who?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# O_O
My ex would have punched you by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# how big is he?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# 6ft2ish
But he's a total cunt so if he ever does hit you, kick him in his little cotton reel cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ...
will do.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# you'll know it's him
as he looks like a viking, dresses like James Hetfield did in the mid 80s and will probably introduce himself by telling you how fantastic he is.

edit: I actually have good taste in partners, he was just a blip as he was influential in the scene. Ish. I got to meet musicians through him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# his is name Captain Fantastic?
or perhaps Techno Viking?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# No.
He has a generic name. A generic name for a generic boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# It was a letter in Viz magazine about 5 years ago:
"Has anyone else noticed that if you put your thumb over Paul Simon's face on the Simon & Garfunkel Album Bridge Over Troubled Water", that it gives Art Garfunkel a huge Cossack moustache?"

Yours I took it is an animated version.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# oh it's a
magazine.

I got the idea from the b3ta newsletter. which probably got the idea from some guy. who got the idea from viz. who got the idea from some guy.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)