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(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# O_O
My ex would have punched you by now.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# how big is he?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# 6ft2ish
But he's a total cunt so if he ever does hit you, kick him in his little cotton reel cock.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ...
will do.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# you'll know it's him
as he looks like a viking, dresses like James Hetfield did in the mid 80s and will probably introduce himself by telling you how fantastic he is.

edit: I actually have good taste in partners, he was just a blip as he was influential in the scene. Ish. I got to meet musicians through him.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# his is name Captain Fantastic?
or perhaps Techno Viking?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# No.
He has a generic name. A generic name for a generic boy.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# It was a letter in Viz magazine about 5 years ago:
"Has anyone else noticed that if you put your thumb over Paul Simon's face on the Simon & Garfunkel Album Bridge Over Troubled Water", that it gives Art Garfunkel a huge Cossack moustache?"

Yours I took it is an animated version.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# oh it's a

I got the idea from the b3ta newsletter. which probably got the idea from some guy. who got the idea from viz. who got the idea from some guy.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)