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# Hm.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# *clicks*
Blimey, there be some fine posts tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# lolze
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha
thats brilliant.

have this, totally unshopped.
img165.imageshack.us/img165/9141/47e91hm7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# in recent times, the title was changed to "and then there were none"
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# yes and inbetween the n word was changed to indians or something
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Native or IndigenousNorth Americans, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I expect in time it'll be titled "ten people of varying racial origin"
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# hahahaha, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Good 'ning, Ms Vomit
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# hello sir !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# ...and the retard
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# *does real lols*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# mmmmnnnnnnnngh
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# She probably meant "buggers"
but typed it on a Blackberry.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# hahaha !
i hate blackberrys...i got given one and it's so shit.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# i <3 mine
but i held out for a nice model
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# ...
...oh. Oh! Arses.
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# hahahahaha!
as someone who had the full set, i must give this a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I grew up with
Old Enid and was mesmerised as a child. I went to school being able to read purely because of Blyton and possibly the Hobbit.
Wishing Chair and the faraway tree were my absolute favourites. I too have a bookcase full of hardback originals. I wish I'd kept the ones from my childhood instead of spending a fortune buying them now I understand the importance of property.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hehehe
Shock Toffee.....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# OH no!
They have gone up the tree and now the world is moving on and they may never get back down...again!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I had nightmares about that happening to me
but I would have risked it. Oh, how much I would have risked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# but they went to such cool places!
or so it seemed to my 7-year-old brain. those books improved my reading so much that i got detention for reading a jackie collins book when i was 8 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I remember my second
English literature class at my new grammar school ( I was just 12 ). We were told it would be Tolkien's 'Hobbit' that year so I turned up with my own cloth-eared copy and was able to read almost verbatim without reference when called upon. Boy, I was one unpopular cunt in my first years of school.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# same here
nobody likes a smart arse until it's time for exams
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
# It's comforting to find the small things that remain unchanged, isn't it?

*runs for it*

Edit: This is pretty fucking pointless if you don't chase me, spoilsport.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I'll have my mate pass you the same
note that I passed to flowerpot in the playground.

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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Yeah, know the feeling
I learned to read before I started school and had worked my way through all but the simplest of their books. I still wasn't allowed to take my own books in though.

Twunts :(

I remember doing a school assembly where I took all my Blyton books in, and even a report when I first started high school
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
# we were given kevin the kitten books
i could read them in 5 minutes. there was nothing that made me laugh more than seeing a kid having to bookmark the page they were up to at the end of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I remember
learning about 'odes' and composition in primary school. ( I was about 11 ) and after one night where I kind of sleepily composed a story about a boy who had his arm ripped off by a lion on a trip to the zoo I sat down and wrote it. My teachers were amazed by it ( I wish I still had that as well as my short story 'Bonzer Bill and the return of the passing yutipolker '). So much so that it was printed large and made into a framed poster that all could see in the vestibule of the school.
Oh I was an unpopular cunt in my last days of primary school.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)
# my mum sent a poem i wrote in to a magazine
unfortunately, i won first prize. it was shit. i only won because everyone else who entered was about 60 and i was about 9. my headmaster read it out un assembly. the girl behind me tied my hair in knots.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Fuck, me too
I learned to read with those books, I read them more times than any other book I owned (or have done yet I suspect!)

I too lost them to childhood and not realising the value* of what I had

*I don't mean financial, I have no idea what they'd cost now
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# god, i'd forgotten the wishing chair!
i wanted to live in the faraway tree, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# ladybird ftw
got up to 12b!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# smashing
woo, top them up tho
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# That took me far, far too long
Genius.

I've had my faith restored in /board tonight, good show chaps
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Haha
oh dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Wizard stuff
have a lashing of gingivitis
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Ducksocks.
If I had anticipated an FP I'd have shopped it better ...
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hahahaha, inspired
and indeed, excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# It took me far, far too long to get this.
I was about to type a reply saying 'why is this fp, it makes no sense' then I suddenly got it and laughed like a twat. That's the best kind of joke, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Oh dear god
spiffing
*spiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# RIS?
I'm feeling a bit thick here...
(I have a face also had a sig on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Pay attention to what they are ordering in the 2nd box.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 11 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Ahhh
I get it now. I feel thick; it took me forever.
(I have a face also had a sig on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# is
the dog driving
(doktored, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Geenee
Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)