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# this is my first vector, so be nice! it is a topless girl folding origami, oh yeah NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Sorry, is she eating a napkin?
I really should be off to bed but sod it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# lol sadly not, thats just too small a niche porn market for me
finding origami porn was hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Also she has two right ears.
I'm just saying, like.

Nice pants though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# oh fuck, so she does.
damnit
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# mutants are hot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Surely you just print it out and make your own
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# christ, that's hideous
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# *jiggers*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# *jiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# *juggles**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# *snuggles*
You smell nice.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# aww, you have soft hair
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I washed it..
SAUCY!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# she'd better stick to that watermelon diet for another few months if she wants to lose that pot belly.
no cure for the ginger, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# she has man-boobs and is eating pink pizza
apart from that, it's not too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# what is he eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# shes folding a sheet of origami paper
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Are you blind?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# hahhahaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Woo! For effort.
AAAAAHHHH FUCK! at the end result.
And needs more
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Sorry, I'm totally ris on this
and also, has he got slight hydrocephaly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# tis me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Only in that picture.
Hello, is this the bus to backtrack? Single, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# That, my dear, is Sheehan.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Did you not tell me earlier that it upset you
when people did this to you?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Sheehan has a sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Very good.
Did you check with him before shopping and posting these though to make sure he does?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I didn't, but if he wanted me to stop he'll have asked.
Instead he laughed.
Because he knows I'm only playing :)
Which is why I laughed very hard at the animation McBadger did of me.
But Kinks said, himself, that he did them because he doesn't like me.
And you made yours earlier out of spite, too, did you not?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I'm not really sure how to respond to that.
It seems like very flawed logic to me and not something I want to fall out with you over.
I suggest a stalemate and I shall retire to my bed.
Are we in agreeance?

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# It's a completely different situation.
Sheehan does not object.
I do, and I'm sure that girl would if she saw it, too.
COMPLETELY different scenarios.
COMPLETELY different logic.
Not flawed at all.

I don't settle for stalemates, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# No stalemates?
Check, mate.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I don't settle for them.
Usually I'm forced into them, or just submission.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Re-heally?
Now put on the collar and get in the corner. Go on. Bark for Master. Bark Bark.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Nope :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# *heats up branding iron*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
#
ing ow
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Yes yes
It does hurt doesn't it?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# No, I was saying "Brandow iron"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I know that
But it's your own fault for not strikethroughing the whole phrase and thus making it look you were engaging in perverse sadomasochistic roleplay.

You sick puppy!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# surely putting a photo of yourself on b3ta is giving consent to such things?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# That was my point.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# At first I gave consent,
but it got out of hand and people started doing it just to piss me off.
Which is when I began to object.
So naturally, people did it more.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i suppose it must be hard having such hillarious hair
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
Yes! It is!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# I wonder where that fish did go!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# i considered doing that, but im not manley
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# she could do with putting a nice bit of TCP on her thighs
that's some major chafing. night night.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# IT'S OBVIOUSLY FANNY DRIBBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# That colour?
You've been doing something wrong to ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# watered down monty fanny dribble?
i'm trying to find the bright/nice side of that picture.

and failing
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# apparently im not very good at vectors :(
oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# it takes practice and a few good tutorials
check out vexels.net
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# thanks, i will, i sat through the tutorial on inkscape so id had enough tutorials for one day
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# OH I SEE.
I was thinking strawberry Angel Delight. I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# you can tell he's a man
by the width of his wrist
(chippy time travel agents, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# sý ʇɐɥʇ ʎlɹǝʌol sʇɐɥʇ
would
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ^This :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# ah, Val Kilmer, never knew you were a tranny
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# oh god, it does look a bit like val kilmer....shit.
as i said first try at this
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Maybe he is pulling a string of coloured hankies
out of his mouth?, for a trick, like
(chippy time travel agents, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# She has shit on her chin.
And under her right arm. And breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# you should never ask b3tans to be nice should you?
i'll try harder next time i guess
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# aww
we like the funnies
(chippy time travel agents, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# BRANDOW CALLED....
HE WANTS HIS HEAD BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# now this is cubism
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# NSFW, NSFW*
*work, wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# here, made it sfw
(maninthespoon, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# hahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)