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# I have been wondering all day...

why they are called tits. Now I know


(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Nice boobs!

nice bra too! That makes me feel a bit inadequate!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Why ?
Don't you have a bra ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)
# not one
as nice as that
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I don't have one like that either
I have nothing to support my moobs.

I'd probably only need a training bra anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I don't undestand that
why a training bra? It's not as if you really need to be trained how to waer a bra...you don't get training skirts or training shirts. The only other thing is training shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)
# These are all good points
and ones which I should take on board.

I will now go and burn my bra.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)
# be careful
they go up really quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)
# A voice of experience ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# erm..
not really, just on the simpsons when marge burned her bra, it went up...really...quickly...you don't believe me do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)
# That is a weak cover story
I reckon you could be a product of the "60's/70's burn your bra" revolution
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# yeah
I was born in 1981 though so I guess I'm kinda trying to catch up
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I know 1981
Wasn't that just after 1980 ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# It happened
about 12 months afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# You can have...
... the bra now if you want, the picture is done and I dont need it anymore ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# you are very kind
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# ur welcome
nothing to thank about :)
too small for me anyway lol
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)
# just looked at your profile
you do not look like britney! (^_^)

nice pout
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:19, archived)
# She is a stunner though innit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)
# thanx
happy you said that
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Hhahaaha
that is bleeding magic !

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)
# woo
nice bird.
edit/
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)
# kleffer
girl
(_, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)
# jurassic park
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Nice profile Munkt0n
I likes it when peeps amend the default.

Only 7 days til your B3TA boifday.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:12, archived)
# I was just
chatting about that! nearly 6 days now..
holy shit koit! you've got 75 front pages, nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Do you have cake lined up ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)
# not yet
I'll get baking.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)
# can I help?
I love making cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# If you're gonna make some
make enough for everyone.

Chocolate please.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:19, archived)
# okay!
oh! its gonna be so much for making a cake for... eh.. lets say 4000 people haha
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Do you a big enough tin ?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Can I burst out of it?
I have always wanted to do that...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Like Erica Eleniak
in Under Siege ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Well
I'll have to develop the moobs a bit more, but yes in principal
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Yay
people out of cakes.

A list :-

Erica from under siege
Cordelia in a buffy Ep
Clare Grogan - happy birthday

Anyone know any others ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# eh?
when did cordelia jump out of a cake? I can't remember that
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# in one of the earlier seasons
2 or 3 I think.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:37, archived)
# hmmm
I'm slowly working my way through the whole lot, i'll be looking out for that
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# yay!
cakefest! jiva is making scones at this very moment
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Can she do butterfly cakes
if so, get some of them in and some rice crispie cakes (they are always a winner)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I'm alergic to rice...
...can we have some cornflake cakes as a bit of an alternative?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Cornflake cakes
are equally cool - we could have both then you'd have a choice of what to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# that's beautifully done
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# how
are you supposed to pronounce your name?
(skagg, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:19, archived)
# mine?
laini is short for Elaine
you pronounce it lejni
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)
# aaah
so that an l not an i. that makes it easier then.

i was tempted to ask if you pronounce it brit-ney but thought that joke has probably grown old and run its course on you by now
(skagg, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# haha
oh yeah... It does look like a big "i". well well. That Britney thing is getting quite anoying. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)
# thought as much
which was why i didnt mention it

oh.... bugger

so where you hail from?
(skagg, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# :S
where I hail from?
erm... Im Swedish if you mean that.
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)
# You'll have to be careful
half of the members of this board will go kill each other fighting for you when they realise you are a Swedish blonde!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Do you think
she was in Abba ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# nah
if she was she looks great for her age!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Hahaha
I wonder if there are any famous members of this board?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I think
Marlon Brando comes here.

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:37, archived)
# well
there is deus and the prog rock band

and i'm famous in my own lunch time
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:38, archived)
# im polishing my shotgun right now
and that sounded like a really bad euphamism. sorry
(skagg, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
'sorry mummy, I was just polishing my shotgun'
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# id be worried
about the double-barrelled variety
(skagg, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# or the
'sawn off' variety!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# ouch
!
(skagg, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:37, archived)
# lol
I´ll be carefull. I promise :)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# swedish in sweden
?
(skagg, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)
# *cough*
you on the pull?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# i dont agree
with internet pulling. its against my religion. fancy joining. its all about worshipping me, pretty fun i find!
(skagg, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)
# OK
I was thinking about getting a new religion...yours sound just the one i'm looking for
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I can imagine
summat like that getting annoying. But remember this fact. Britney is a good looker so being compared to her is surely a good thing, from a good looks point of view.

I would love to be compared to say Mel Gibson or whatever. Instead, I get compared to Peter Ebdon or Peter Pan.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# i get
E.T. alot lately
(skagg, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Do you have a big glowy finger
or summat ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# uh yeah
glowy finger

right

yeah thats it

hides hideously ugly face under veil

nah the truth was we were travelling to bath for a game and stopped at a service station where they sold ET dolls in red hoodies and id been wearing a red hoodie alot around that time
(skagg, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I reckon it's pronounced
"Dave"
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I dunno why
but that little piece of sarcasm made me laugh so much i snorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# ooo
pray tell, what did you snort ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# ...
diet coke
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# is that like
half the amount of normal cocaine ?

I hate drugs but that pathetic attempt at a joke had to be made
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)
# yes
I thought i'd go for diet coke coz of the whole "being 7 months pregnant" thing
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I've earned that tag with my friends
for the impressive pot belly I have inadvertantly developed over the last 6 months
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# And how would that help ?
gonna try and make the baby lump reduce a bit ?

lol

You know what you are expecting yet - b or g ? or you leaving it as a surprise ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# don'tknow yet
my mother in law did the whole "dangling a wedding ring on a hair over the bump" to try and guess...who needs technology!

It's supposed to go backwards and forwards if it's a boy and round and round if it's a girl, It went round and round...I'll let you know if it's accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# You need to set up a web page for online betting for this event
I'd bet almost 50p.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# almost 50p
you big spender you!

reet i'm going out bye bye play nice all
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)