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[challenge entry] The Mona Pizza...

/Just out of the oven

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Have

* That is the reason she is smiling... 8}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Definiatly
* You call that a smile?
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# i argee
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# OK OK!

* That is the reason she NOT is smiling... 8{
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Are you sure it's a SHE?
* Looks more like a bloke to me
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Archie
you're a jeany ouse

what are teh ingredients?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# In no particular order:
Basic Cheese and Tomato thin crust pizza.
Green and Red pepper.
Mushrooms
Beef Strips.
Bacon Strips.
Ham.
Sweetcorn.
Onion.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# No anchovies?
Looks like there's anchovies.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# No. it would have been easier to mould the body and hair with Anchovies.
however, I can't stand them. or Olives
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Then extra point for taking the hard route
to maintain flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# There seemed no point in cooking something up that I would then throw away
so the hard route it was :)

It's tough to control beef strips
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# what i want to know is
how the hell you justified doing this to the current mrs architect, making puerile images is easily concealed, baking old master pizzas is a different thing altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# she was positively encouraging me to do it :)
/although she did have one of those looks on her face that silently went *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I hate olives too
However I LIKE THIS.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# You're a gentleman and a scholar
we could use more new people like you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Gentlewoman ;)
thanks! I shall continue to try :)
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
#
would.
(juanito, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 4:12, archived)
# Holy moley
What's the body made of ?
Edit: Gotcha ^
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# people dont say that enough!
holy moley! pffft!

*says*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I think it looks like clansoul.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahaha ^
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I think you look like Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle.
But that's another story...
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# In widescreen....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha.
Or here www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl6CariO3xE
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Haha that's weird.
The Noel Fielding one's really weird too.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# His greatest gag...
youtube.com/watch?v=pHPnR0jn5Os&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Not as good as
youtube.com/watch?v=lrCAPV2V7xs&feature=related
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Nuh-uh.
This is a longer video but it's worth it for the paedo gag.
youtube.com/watch?v=SFJ4lyv4IFM
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# \o/
Good work that man!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *click*
'nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# well done that man
if i see one more cock shaped foodstuff i'll asplode.
*looks down

*asplodes
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Serves you right for spreading peanut butter on your knob.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# severe allergic reaction
very messy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# You could make a fortune with that on certain websites...
...I hear...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# It's a bloody good one though
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# that's as maybe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Oooohhhhh! Excellent!
heheh, sorry, but it kinda first reminded me of the guy in Robocop who got melted by the toxic waste
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha
creative.

you have toommuch timeon your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Clansoul Pizza
urgh!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha ace!
though she looks disgusted, as she seems to be covered in shit!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# haha
It looks like Rob :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Manuelisa!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# this is win
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# haha awesome
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 19:28, archived)
# i find this too funny.
stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# oh archie
once again the glory is pointing in your direction. superb stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# WOO!
B3TA- Home of internet culinary humor.

What's going on here! And why is she wearing lipstick?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Haha!
But doesn't she usually not wear eyebrows?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# genius...
/click
(Kinky Robot, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)