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# would.


sorry my friend :)
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# ahahahahaha

edit: i see this
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# hahahahah office lol
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# they sikh him here
they sikh him there...
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# hahhah, ya fecker, office lollage!
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *quiet sobs*
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *pats on back*
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# hahah dickhead
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# now that is scary!
plus my son said - oh daddy! :S
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I thought it was you at first.
Then I realised it was the Aussie. Then I realised why he can't get laid. It's all coming together ;)
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# :(
I blame many people
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I'd get a shave,
a haircut and a bath before I started blaming anyone ;)
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I've had a bath.
and just cause your a balding, ginger that can't grow more than stubble... :P
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# haha
I can grow a huge beard in a week and it drives my wife mental if I don't at least run the clippers over my face every day or two.
Balding is an option in my case. Recently I've been sporting hair and a beard as can be attested to by Captain Wow.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I saw that pic too I should have saved it...
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Baaaa.
I have a feeling he should be talking with a Larry the Lamb voice
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# oh nasty
you should worry jew boy.

fuck me that is scary :S
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I used to have a beard when i was in the army
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# YID MAGIC TIME
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I've seen this on Channel 5, 4am on a Wednesday
it's great
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# haha I tend to avoid arguing with people who've had weapons training
I think I'll do something to at least one of your photos...
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# let's have a shop fight :D
the board will decide who is the winner.

and he'll get a medal, which will be made by the loser.

i would like a contest (so bornig in my office right now)
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# sounds like it's on
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Oh it's on!
( I recall, vaguely, some South Park episode about it being 'ON'.)
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# twas a good episode
the dance off
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I'd rather not that one is terrifying enough
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# oh shut up..
who cares.. geez, emo
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# shekshee
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# a beard in the army?
what army was that? Army of the lazy unwashed? You'd have been up on charges if you were not shaved by 6am in a real army. (Unless you were in the pioneers, don't tell me you were with those lunatic bastards?)
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Army of Lovers
IIII'M CRUCIFIIIIIIED CRUCIFIIEEED LIKE MY SAAAAAAAAAAAAVIOUR
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# how unsavioury
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Israeli Navy.
We were allowed to grow a full beard, a french beard or no beard. nothing in the middle.

and i do believe our army is Real.. hehe
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# How does one achieve a full beard without having a half beard?
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Straining?
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# i see a half beard as
beard only on the right side.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Since the stroke you mean?
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(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Why not simply grow a very long moustache
instead of a beard?
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Not allowed.
not in the UK Army anyway. Nothing past the corners of the mouth.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Not even cock?
pfft :D

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(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Oh you better be getting your tits
out, sexy.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I've been polishing my moobs for weeks
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(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Why?
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I dont know
but i do know Queen Elizabeth first taxed beards (not taches tho) which isn't a bad idea. History doesnt record if this applied to men only or if women included
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# A soldier is a gentleman and
represents the monarch and country at all times. Deportment and appearance are of paramount importance.
Facial hair is considered unruly and not shaving is slovenly. The ranks are required to shave daily in all circumstances. Moustaches are not to be huge bushy things (and on days gone by if the moustache was to be a handlebar it was officers only and must be waxed at all times ).
It's just about appearance generally but more importantly is another form of control and discipline.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Fair enough.
Seems a little silly to me, what with everything else you've got to worry about during active service, but what do I know?
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I think things
have slackened off a bit since my day. I've seen many a serviceman in news reports that looks as though he's not shaven for a few days. We had to get permission to miss one day of shaving and it usually needed to be a medical reason or the active duty prevented shaving easily.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# In my mind, nobody should shave.
Well, except wimmins.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Do they allow them in Afghanistan?
A man ain't a man there without a beard, you are considered a woman without one...you'd have thought they would let them grow them to 'fit in'
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Ahh, you told me porkies
and said the army. I was pretty sure you did not mean the UK but I'm not aware of many army regiments allowing beards ( pioneers, or modern day 'scouts' are allowed and of course special ops but not many others ).
Navy of course is a different thing altogether although in the UK facial hair is only allowed with rank unless you are a submariner.

I was S Sgt RA ( Bty 12 Minden ) and was not even allowed a moustache until making sergeant.

I have no idea what a French beard is. Does it run away from your face at the first sign of shooting?
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I assume the Navy can have beards
as either a) water was short for shaving or b) something to hold onto when pleasuring another sailor. Those navy traditions eh

(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hahahah @ French Beards :D
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(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# a french beard is a beard
that goes around your mouth and connects to a moustache. no hair on the chicks..

www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/mp/2004/03/01/images/2004030101490102.jpg
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I don't want no hair on my chicks thanks.
That is called ( over here ) either a Van Dyke or more commonly a goatee.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# goatse?
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# pfft no
goatee as in 'beard like a goat'
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Did you add the little grin or the throatbeard?
:D
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# The grin
(, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)