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# Breathtaking arrogance
Ryanair's latest safety cards:



(a mate did this but he doesn't have a b3ta account, so I'm sticking it on /board for him)
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Put money in planevagina
Grab inverted teat
Allow inverted teat to form symbiotic relationship

I reckon a fiver's quite cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# that'd cost you £150 in Soho
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# At LEAST
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# You'd easily find someone to do it for free here on the internet.
There's bound to be someone somewhere who desperately wants to do it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# arf!
get 'im signed up!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# can I pay by direct debt?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# "every time you are involved in a fatal plane crash, a small fee will be deducted from your bank account"
sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# not bad..... I'd be mighty impressed if I earn airmiles with that too...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Just make sure
that Rob Manual attaches your child's safety vest to his penis.


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# pahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)