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IT'S AN OUTRAGE, APPARENTLY.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)

SARS-SPREADING IMMIGRANTS?

SELLING THE SOCIALIST WORKER AND RAISING MY TAXES??

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)

RACIST ZOMBIE PAEDOPHILE SPREADS VICIOUS RUMOURS USING INTERNET BRAINWASHING TO KILL HAZEL BLEARS

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)

Well shit in my hands, it's the apocalypse again.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)

Clearly.

There's riots in the streets.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)

Allegedly.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)

If I put on my Fail-O-Vision spectacles

I can see the riots. And lots of brown men ejaculating onto the faces of unsuspecting white housewives.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)

Oh my word.

Where are you looking with those?
I can usually just see my face looking back at me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

You just want to see cafe au lait bukkake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

POUR VOUS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

I've had enough for now, thank you *burps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

You're not full until it drips out your nose.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

I'm so full I can't cry as it's too thick for my tear ducts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)

You need wider tear ducts.

I'll lend you some specialist tweezers if you like.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

If I'm going to be facially tortured

the least you could do is get an SS uniform and a convincing accent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)

VE SHALL DO NUSSING OF ZE SORT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)

That's much better.

Now I don't mind so much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)

I'd like to say that I'm really getting off on this.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)

I knew already.

Go and get your uniform on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)

But this PVC gets too hot.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)

PVC?!

Wash your mouth out with soap, I'm not some cheap teenage goffik. If I wanted you wipeclean I'd have you in proper latex. As it stands, though, I want historical accuracy so these are originals.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)

But they make me feel siiiiiilly.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)

Tough.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)

Am I for fucking and ttssattssr's for punishing?

I knew I wouldn't be enough for you.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)

You want punishing?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)

but it just highlights my failings in not wanting to be punished that you feel the need to punish him.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)