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[challenge entry] Sorry....
No hummus, and its not technically shopped, but the theme of this compo made my try my knack at some 3D charicature stuff. Took about 3-4 days.

Sorry - ill draw some cocks on it or shop glitter in the frame if it will fit in more.


shameless portfolio plug

From the Photoshop Thom Yorke challenge. See all 417 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I like that lots!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# But...
its not shopped and therefore shouldn't be FP'd.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Seen my FP?
it's real! =0
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Awesome!
Do you live in London?

Do you want a job ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I LIVE IN LONDON!
I WANT A JOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I LIVE IN JOBS
I WANT A LONDON
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I HAVE LONDON AIDS!
IT IS LIKE BAD AIDS BUT MORE LONDONIEREST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# PIE AND MASH
CONSUMING AIDZ!!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# YOU WANT AIDS?
TRY SOME LIQUOR!!!!

LOZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# LONDON JOB WANT
I LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# JOB LONDON I
WANT LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I LIVE IN LONDON!
I WANT A JOB!
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# LONDON AIDS LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I JOB IN LIVE
I WANT A LONDON!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# LONDON CANCER LOL!
Oh shit, I went too far :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# EVERYONE LONDON JOB WANTING
are you all bankers?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# No
Im a BAKER!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I MAKE CANDLE STICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# You still deal in bread..
man
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I DON'T LIVE IN LONDON
I DON'T WANT A JOB
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# WANT SEX?
TRY ASIAN FREE DATING LOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I tried a dating site once, up to the point where you have to pay to email the other person.*
*also, the other person (she, I hope) contacted me. I was releived to find there were more desperate people in the world.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Nah - i live in Wolvo.
Im available for freelance, but im a picky bastard as im so hard to motivate these days. Plus, im gonna be on holiday all of October, so no work for a while!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# :)
ENJOY TEH HOLIDAZE
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I shore will!
Asian babes here i come
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# YOU'RE A KNIGHT ASWELL?!
How big is this lance?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# About free meters long.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Oh I say.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# You have the skills Mr Taters
Fucking Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# That's fucking awesome.
Seriously. Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# that's really
really good
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# That's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)
# That's really good!
Compo it for victory!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Oh shite - i fuggot about that!
Ta for the heads up
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# that
is greaT!!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Holy panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Rendering counts as a processed image.
Damn good modeling and I enjoy the styling.
I clicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# ooooh
you talented little bar starred
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)
# WIDEN THE FRONT PAGE FOR THIS NOW!
very well done.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Hm, is it worth it?
I very much dbout it will ever make FP as b3ta is all about the hummus, not the talent. This image lacks hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# It's a bloody good image, and I've seen worse (in my ever so humble opinion) on the FP
no point in having it not being able to fit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Not necessarily;
I remember an unfunny image of a cherry tree blossoming getting FP just because it was purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)
# You might as well post a 400px one in this thread aswell
This is bound to be top of the pops page and will surely catch the mods eyes
Its a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Ok.
Here is an obligatory 400px pic for the mods to ponder over:

EDIT - ive replaced the original and put a watermark on it cos i know there are lots of cheeky fucks who go LOL and then print b3tans pics in the press.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Oh, and have a look at my portfolio in about half hour or so
ill try and post some WIP images / making of type stuff on it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# This
is wonderful
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# This is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Not really my cup of tea, but that's a competent piece of work
and technically impressive. You might wanna resize it for FP. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# sillyTodd the Groincrusher, that's not a cup of tea.
that's thom yorke
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)
# this makes what i was going to post seem so bad
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)
# EPIC
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# This is excellent ........
And I like it.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# that's magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I was about to say that this reminded me of those Lloyds adverts,
until I realised that that was massively insulting.

Can I ask what you did it in, because I'll just list programs until you eventually become infuriated and attack me with an axe otherwise. Although I'd probably guess maya or softimage
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I used 3d studio MAX 8
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Well then mad props (I belive that's what you youngsters say)
because I've never really managed to get anything vaguely organic out of 3d max, always seems to do alright with textured game models but always seems to cop out when I tried to put a few extra tris into it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Oh, and cheers
for liking it to the Llllllloyds bank ads - i like them, but im getting a bit bored of seeing em now.

Look up the national lottery 'big win' advert on yootoobe - it looks like its by the same people who did the lloyds ads, but is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# needz moar cocks!!
...just kidding, this is excellent! *CLICKS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# That's superb.
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# haha!
nice work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# For anyone still around...
Here is a pic with the WIP-y bits on.

EXTRA GOODIES HERE INNIT

EDIT - linkified cos its not under 50k
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Superb
Great model and superb textures.
(Doogie Talons, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Tha's good, no need to apologise..
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# You win the prize
for most replies ever in the middle of the fucking night!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# 3D Thom, meet:
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Haha - i lieks that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# christ on a bike!
awesome fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# woo
I have this urge to put him on a Lloyds bank train.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# this
needs to win

*clickity click*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# That
is a thing of beauty and a joy to behold. Congrats on a well deserved FP
(Stoopid_Faaka, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Amazing
I love it. Your portfolio is pretty awesome too.
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ha! I saw this posted on your portfolio before I saw it here
...and was hoping like heck you were going to bring it to b3ta. Been a long-time fan of Bunny Girl, Office Girl, and Suzie for aaaages! Well done on the FP!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Really? So who are you on Cgtalk?
Were you the guy that added me the other day? The one with that nudey girl and the rose petals? Nice stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Stunning
Is all I can say.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Well that's fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# unlurking briefly to vote for this
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# That's good in a verily way
Although I hope that, in keeping with our fine traditions here on B3TA, just out of shot he is ripping his arse wide open!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# This looks brilliant
Nice composition, colouring, texturing .. and superb care for the details. I was about to recommend that you posted it on a nice site called cgtalk, but then I clicked your portfolio link :)
(spinoza, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Oooo.
Very excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Rooftop accolades
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# you see, that's so good it's actually making me physically ill
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)