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[challenge entry] Stonehenge

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(Prawnsoda posted this on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# cancer.
i like this.

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# But is it art?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# yes,
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# probably
more good nings sirah
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# ^this^
actually maybe it was and just one smug druid got a huge grant to make it while most of the other driuds bitched about it saying, "it's just a pile of rocks; it's not art".
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# i really don't think druids were involved in this.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# indeed
perpetuation of common misconception for comedic effect. Apologies for suspension of disbelief failure.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# these are not the Druids he's looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# My ex studied for three years to become a druid
just so she could have unrestriced access to Stonehenge.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# So we think Stonehenge is the Druidian equivalent of Tracy Emin's Bed?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ^
Deep juxtaposition -- had to think about that what with the fags and stones and stuff
(Grim Repairer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# My wee sister was there over the summer
as part of the excavation... she's on Time Team when it eventually televises.

However, what you won't see on the Telly is all the alien artefacts they dug up!

Apparently the site was riddled with technology we can't even imagine a use for yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# it's all ture.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# alright then
maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration... but they did find remnants of a previous henge which occupied a similar space.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# what is true is that she (and the rest of them) were almost constantly
heckled by druids while they were digging up their sacred site... slow hand claps and everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# What?
People visit it by the coach load?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Ah a 660 a day man are we?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I got through 5 lighters a day
... I'm starting to feel it man
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I'm not suprised silly
You not supposed to smoke the lighters!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Should've used
Benson and Henges
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# arg!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ooohh
that one hurt
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
I don't know what people are complaining about - that's a perfect pun.

10 points
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm so choked up right now.

I'd like to thank my manager, my parents, my neighbour Jeff....
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# my goodness
those are the EXACT words I was going to write after checking the joke hadn't bindun!

*faints*


(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Lovely fags!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# mmmm....
fags.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# but they're not Duty Free...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Fantastic!
more of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# fagtastic
:)

more nings
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Ningles!
Another day. Another raft of numpty customers who haven't tried turning their computers off and on again.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :D
yeah - another day and another raft of statistical reports, strategic plan targets, ... funding council returns... meetings to organise.. erm...

I get nervous when I think of all the work I have to do and I need to come on b3ta to calm down

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# You forgot the stargate...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Mystery solved!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)