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Not 'shopped on.

That's whiteboard marker.

From the Recreate a Famous Work of Art challenge. See all 133 entries (closed)

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Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

not permanent?

you teeter at the brink of greatness...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

Sorry

RIS

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

Tsk!

Duchamp's Fountain.

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Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

I'm sorry

I must have not been paying attention when they covered the works of Duchamp at engineering school.

EDIT: I'm extremely sleep deprived and hungover from my day off so looking at a wikipedia explaination of a fountain really screwed my head up!
I had to google in the end:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)

an artist called

Duchamp exhibited an upturned urinal he'd signed to the disgust of the art world in 1917.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

and more recently, it was pissed all over by a pair of Oriental "performance artists".

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)

oh yes

how apt!

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

he was clearly taking the piss:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

haha should used a permanent marker, i'm sure a few peeps'd appreciate the comedy whilst taking a piss.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

Not in the office, no-one'd get it.

At an art gallery however...

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Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

oooooh how subversive.

melikes the idea, might just carry a marker with me to every art gallery i go to in future. a statement on the interchangeability of icons...

*arty-tarties*

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)

ARF

I am liking this compo.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

Clever!

*clicks*

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

"Oh hai - I can has cup on my head?"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

pfft.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

I used to can has a full cup of tea on my head and walk around the room.

Alas...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

what?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

sort of a cylinder with a bottom and a handle

full of brown hot stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

I USED TO CAN HAS A FULL CUP OF TEA

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

I USED TO CAN HAS A FULL CUP OF TEA

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

I USED TO CAN HAS A FULL CUP OF TEA

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

I USED TO CAN HAS A FULL CUP OF TEA

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

my lord, you haven't been on in ages, have you?

I like this very much. I also agree that you should have used permanent. If I frequented men's bathrooms I'd have laughed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

there are strickt

rules to be observed and a code of conduct... if you stand at a crowded unirnal and start to chuckle to yourself no amount of "I was laughing at the joke about Duchamp" is going to help you avoid a fight.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

A girl giggling in a crowded men's bathroom

would be a horrible thing. Poor lads.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

whereas you get into a ladie's bathroom

and anything goes - if the stories I've heard are true... 4 or 5 to a cubicle; seats, mirrors, the smell of something other than piss... unichs handing you things...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

The buddying up in cubicles

is useful if it's a crowded loo.

However, fights in girls loos are horrible, because we're dirty fighters and ceramic fucking hurts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

girl fights are much scarier than boy fights

girls are mentil..!

although whenever I've been out and someone's been stabbed or glassed it's always been by someone with a cock and balls.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

Yeah, I know

I've been involved in my fair share.

Lads are strange, the lads I know are too honourable to stab anyone. It's strictly 'hit him in the head' sort of thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

yeah - again -

the rules and strict code of conduct... men are all a little bit autistic at heart.

I think womens are also often in danger of taking it too far too easily, the very few fights I've been in have always felt more like 'put this chump in his place but don't leave him broken to pieces,' whereas I've seen girl fights turn into the flailing arms of death and destruction, try and puncture your eye with my heels I will eat your children grudge match at the drop of a hat.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

Case in point:

I was smacked over the back of the head with a barstool because I knocked some girl's glass of whatever over.

Luckily I'm very hard-headed (and I think being trolleyed helped) but some women are just infuckingsane.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)

hahaha try explaining that to a terminal meathead...

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

this Ducham feller

does he play for Rangers?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

I play for rangers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

... is that a metaphor for some depraved sexual practice?

"...fancy playing for Rangers tonight darlin'?"
"okay - I'll get the riding crop and butter..."

/doesn't really want to expose the true extent of his depravity at 10:30 in the morning

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

No really

www.rangers.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Squad/Profiles/0,,5~24383,00.html

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

You am dy Faye.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

You're damn right I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

ha ha ha - brilliant.

you should go to Ibrox some time - you'd like it.

I'm not a big football fan, but it has a really good atmosphere there.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

One day I'm sure I shall be squired by a lovely chum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

I mostly lurk these days.

I'd laugh if you frequented men's bathrooms too.

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Curis, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

We could laugh together.

You'd probably get beaten up though, apparently. I reckon if I do 'oh no mr big man please don't hurt me I am such a ittle tiny girl bunchkin' eyes I might get away with it.

Muahaha. Ahem.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)