ompo entry i made and put on youtube.
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NOT SAFE FOR WORK. edit: now with added music to enhance your viewing pleasure.
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From the Recreate a Famous Work of Art challenge. See all 133 entries (closed)
( , Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
are you waiting for someone to follow that up with a painfully obvious response?
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:11,
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no, it's just a jar.
it only becomes art when i piss into it. my fluids are transformative.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:24,
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Hahaha
postbear, the man who puts the sub in transubstantiation
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:36,
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you like taking a piss on art?...
...(weak stream and color...you may have kidney stones)... :D
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:13,
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heh, just bad colour balance. it's nice and yellow in person.
also a bit thick, more a gel than a liquid.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:15,
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it's the sound of retching
that singular movement where your peristalsis reverses and you feel like you'll throw up; you might not, but you're grossed out enough that you could.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:18,
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no, but you can just put your finger as far back in your throat as it possibly can
you'll get the idea soon enough
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:39,
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hahahahaaahahah
fuckiningggggggggggg aaaaawwwwwwwesome.
i've actually been a fan of that photo ever sense i heard of it about two weeks ago.
i love this, i love this.
also a very big compliment to your steady stream of urine.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:19,
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i've actually been a fan of that photo ever sense i heard of it about two weeks ago.
i love this, i love this.
also a very big compliment to your steady stream of urine.
yay! thanks!
i laughed like an abortionist at the miss teen utah pageant when i thought of it.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:21,
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im actually really suprised i didnt think of it myself
i probably wouldn't have used the video medium. and by the way, do you really think pee is nsfw? i mean like shit i can understand as being to offensive for work, but pee? whatever. pee is okay in my books.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:25,
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i had no idea but i decided to play it safe.
i figure 'nsfw' should just be assumed with me anyway, but i guess i put that so people who were eating or know they are sensitive to certain things could wait and see what comments were made before clicking. also, if a boss was nearby, they might want to avoid wizzfest even though it's not, in my opinion (and yours) obscene.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:28,
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I guess the questions is "will it get you fired" versus "will it lead to an awkward conversation".
Pretty much anything worth looking at on the internet will lead to an awkward conversation if you ask me.
That being said, I'm glad I didn't open that at work. There's a meeting room behind me and fuck knows who could be in there sometimes. Like you say, I do have the benefit of knowing that your posts don't take anyone's fragile sensibilities into account but a casual onlooker might not have that information.
THATS ONE NSFW BOX WELL TICKED, POSTBEAR
KEEP ON POSTIN
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:01,
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That being said, I'm glad I didn't open that at work. There's a meeting room behind me and fuck knows who could be in there sometimes. Like you say, I do have the benefit of knowing that your posts don't take anyone's fragile sensibilities into account but a casual onlooker might not have that information.
THATS ONE NSFW BOX WELL TICKED, POSTBEAR
KEEP ON POSTIN
good logic there gronkpan.
"will it lead to an awkward conversation?" assesses it most accurately.
also, anything with music or sounds and such should be considered 'unsafe' for a lot of people. silent web-wandering if people can't see your screen probably won't alert anyone to the fact you're not working, but music clues people in.
also, the available musical accompaniment on youtube (without uploading my own) is lacking all religious music. that's what i was going to add, and i had to settle for the muck that seemed to work anyway.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:31,
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also, anything with music or sounds and such should be considered 'unsafe' for a lot of people. silent web-wandering if people can't see your screen probably won't alert anyone to the fact you're not working, but music clues people in.
also, the available musical accompaniment on youtube (without uploading my own) is lacking all religious music. that's what i was going to add, and i had to settle for the muck that seemed to work anyway.
Found it
www.theartnewspaper.com/article.asp?id=16226
I couldn't remember the guy's name.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:28,
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I couldn't remember the guy's name.
i like that, always have.
when i worked at the AIDS network full time, i had a room-mate who was poz and we'd mix his blood in with paint to work with. he was a pretty good freak (rip alex, i should post about him sometime).
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:30,
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that sounds like a simular idea a sick friend of mine had.
wow. rad.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:32,
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he would have been a terror in here, i think.
asian drag queen prostitute, super guy, brilliant and fun and self-destructive.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:35,
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LIVE 'STREAMING' VIDEO, HAHA, GET IT? LOL.
also, i thought this might exist: www.jewtube.com/
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:04,
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I'm happy to know that http://www.pootube.com/ is just a placeholder site
for a split second there when it said "web site found, waitng for reply" I got a bit scared.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:09,
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This is spectacular.
I take it you've eaten a big hunk of beetroot recently?
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:53,
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why yes, i did have some pickled beets today.
thanks! it's picking up lots of views on youtube somehow.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:59,
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It's short enough to be worth more than one play.
I BET YOU HEAR THAT ALL THE TIME AMIRITELOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:03,
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*cries*
it was tempting to put my knob in the shot, but i resisted. this way if i get a lot of complaints on youtube i can deny everything and say 'it's liquid being poured in a jar, not anything obscene'.
cagey me.
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Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:20,
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cagey me.