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[challenge entry] I think my Tesco is taking the piss

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# yay for typography jokes!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Off to Sans Serif for your holidays?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I'm going to rand mcnaly,
People wear hats on their feet and burgers eat people.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# ^ this
*geeky woos*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# :D

now also do a keming one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Pffft and yet SPANG!
txtlols
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Thanks chap...
...and may I congratulate you on your 3 FP's. I do love your stuff! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# genuine quiet chortle
then, the most a true englishman will ever display emotion. So woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# you mean
by beating a peasant to death

then going into the drawing room and throwing a glass of port into the fire in a fit of rage™

?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I would never beat a peasent to death
it only encourages them, the best way to deal with the lower orders is to give them a bit of a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I hope you remember to take your hat off when you do it
and hold it with your left hand

that'll show 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# The most emotion a true Englishman will show
is blinking slightly more quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# an englishman does not blink
a moments innatentive blinking is enough for revolution
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I think you will find, Sir
That when in love with a lady of acceptable station and dowry, or when insulted by your host's poor choice of port, it is acceptable to blink twice in succession, quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I can't believe they don't do the full range
I use super script and sub script on my woolens, its the best.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# So obvious, yet so good :)
Have a whiter-than-white click.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
oh god

this joke's so clean it's still damp!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# wheeeeeeee!
Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Arf!
This does a good.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Yes!
Now do BOLD Sociodad
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahahhahhaha, spangage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha great stuff!
Now do fonts...

Arial, Helvetica, Verdana... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Arf-o-rama!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Jesus.
This should be insta-FPed also.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top stuff!
And clean and bright!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Ooooh
That's very very silly.
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Not to be confused with Arial (Ariel)
Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
woo. have this.

"Washing machines live longer with cows on"
www.b3ta.com/board/8560905
(1.618..., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# teh Sans !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Slips in a pearoast

(Skcone, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)