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# He employs an entire workshop of art students who he verbally and sexually abuses to do the work for him, then just wipes his cock on them and signs it.
Just like Hirst Ramsey Jesus!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Two best replies ever in one post!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# signs the picture you mean
not just his cock after amusing himself with it on his art slaves

though that in itself would be a piece of art, ultimately decadent art, but art nontheless

edit: though on reflection, he may have signed his own cock, for identification purposes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# So he could identify the cock or just for general use in lieu of an ID card?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# indeed
for example, when at passport control

"sir, I need to see your passport"

*zip*
*schlup*
"You do not need to see my passport"
*waves around*
"I do not need to see your passport"
*schloip*
*zip*

and then merrily upon his way
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# It would make things more awkward when the Americans ask if you are a Member of any terrorist networks.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# oh that's simple, anyone who isn't an american isn't even an american and is therefore unamerican
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# An unamerican american is the worst of all americans.
Worse even than a morrocan.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# clearly terrorists
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)