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# signs the picture you mean
not just his cock after amusing himself with it on his art slaves

though that in itself would be a piece of art, ultimately decadent art, but art nontheless

edit: though on reflection, he may have signed his own cock, for identification purposes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# So he could identify the cock or just for general use in lieu of an ID card?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# indeed
for example, when at passport control

"sir, I need to see your passport"

*zip*
*schlup*
"You do not need to see my passport"
*waves around*
"I do not need to see your passport"
*schloip*
*zip*

and then merrily upon his way
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# It would make things more awkward when the Americans ask if you are a Member of any terrorist networks.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# oh that's simple, anyone who isn't an american isn't even an american and is therefore unamerican
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# An unamerican american is the worst of all americans.
Worse even than a morrocan.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# clearly terrorists
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)