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# Celebrity Poem Corner.

Number 1 in an occasional series of scribbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# best thing ever
edit: mac user, deffo gay
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# and to think
if we never knew about his penchant for Macs we would never know which side the dear dear fellow's bread was buttocked...buttered upon.

Hail Fry!


Woo 1st post on new pc :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# :D
I like this!

Stephen Fry has a new Kindle and is in New York this week. TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I thought he was in Mexico this week?
or was that last week... Is confused now, don't ever go to the gym, it melts your brain!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Mexico was last week
he was fishing for squid.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# This is getting a severe clicking
:D

also in other news:

Catnipppp and Icke were shitting right!!!

prepare to have your minds blown right the fuck open.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha, that is lovely sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I had to fight adobe premiere and my computer tooth and nail to get it out
obviously the computer is monitored by those fascists and they didn't want the truth to out.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# was it quiting on you?
or is your computer to crap for it?

Edit: shit, just noticed your sig, hahaha, god that spider-man was trippy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# haha. Can you be a bigger whore please?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# not with out surgery
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha
proof if ever there needs be

now I'm a believer
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Living proof . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# haha - Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# amazing
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# very impressive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# That is fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# That is fucking fantastic!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Utterly brilliant.
You don't do enough of this. But as I can imagine the time , motivation and effort it takes I can understand why.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Superb
however, now i feel guilty
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# yays
is that a poo pie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Garbage in . . . garbage out . . .
that'll give'm something to twitter about !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# *Applauds wildly*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# This is absurdly excellent!
Megawoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# fantastic!~
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# FP THUS NAO!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# POO PIE
Wow, great pic there *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# 'kin ell!
Calm, with ya skills :D
Woo man woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# This is really well done!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Feckin wonderful right there
much respect and genuflecting!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# that's a fantastic
piece of work. and the drawing's pretty good, too!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# All Hail the Fry
Fry Fry Fry
(I helped save b3ta! ratman, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# blimey, that's ace!
i'm surprised he hasn't twunted about it himself yet.
i mean, it's been up over 2 hours. he's clearly slacking
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# That is fucking ace.
But then you know this already.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# class!
..as usual sir.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# that is brilliantly acely done,
but he reminds me more of ken dodd than stephen fry...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# YAY!
That's tops. I'm also pleased to say that the Little Pia is going down well in DK...
(Dr Frank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Wowza!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Oh now this is fabulous!
Also, Fry and Jonathan Woss are the only 2 people on my twitter. Fry is addicted!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Been Done??
Fry Bent Toff pies?

for the uneducated
www.premierfoods.co.uk/our-brands/grocery/fray-bentos/
(Bleak Outlook No Daddy.. I Dont Wanna Wear The Special Shoes, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Now that there is some impressive punnery.
I congratulate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Dear Cunting Christ!
That is marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:22, archived)
# this is a work of untold beauty
you are a truly talented artist

I am in awe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:43, archived)
# absolutely superb :)
/as always
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Bravo!
Bloody brilliant, very well done. I have linked on Empire. www.empireonline.com/forum/fb.asp?m=2279575&toStyle=tm
(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)
#
no sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# how many penstrokes are in the hair?
:)

Awesome stuff Mr t'monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Aceness!
You should send it to him
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# He has seen it...
And passed a fairly non commital comment on it.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# and how much that guy likes twitter
i am so sick off hearing about fucking twitter from this waffling gas bag
(chongma, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# V.good
I must say how depressing it was to discover just how much he twitters, he even 'lols' without a hint of irony.
(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Awesome!
I can't say the poem though without singing it to the tune 'Everyone Loves magical trevor'!
(I helped save b3ta! dazzyboy, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Socks
Do men still wear sock suspenders then? Haven't seen one of they since Morecambe and Wise!
(biscuitsocks random gene expression, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# This is everything that is good with the world
the sock suspenders make it all the more marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)