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[challenge entry] Not nearly as annoying a font coming from space...

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(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# OMG NASA uses Vista?
also - is /talk being killed off?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Well, that would mean the goat sacrifice was worth it, at least
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# apparently they'll be gone in 15 days
I say we welcome our cousins from the other board with open arms... perhaps we could have a wee change of the rules
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# To "personal attacks are allowed"?

I kid, I kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# it was them
pasting pages of inane talk crap in new threads that spawned talk. Trust me, you don't want that back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I tought it came about when 4rthur went to the wall
... although I don't know.

I'm a little conflicted, as a /boarder who seldom posts a new image...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I'm conflicted too.
If we could just do away with the archaic code and use a proper modern bulletin board then none of this would matter. You could go where you chose, you would only see what you chose, you have a thread all for your own image.
It works quite well for the rest of the fucking internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I quite like it being different to the norm.
I'm sick of seeing PHPBB everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I agree with this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# it affects the style of stuff we produce
meticulous and boring pics lose out to fast and fun stuff, the conversation flows more fluidly, and the threading is much, much better than phpbb
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# ^this
and this

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Damn I am HOT
spelt H-O-T-T-I-E
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# That's the woerst news ever
and if 15 days time was April 1st I'd not care. Can you imagine what the death of talk would do to this board? 1 picture every 20 threads and 90% of threads nothing but faq nazi battles?

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# well, I'd certainly get more work done....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Yeah,
that's exactly what things were like before /talk was created. No funny and original pictures at all. Everyone just shouting about things being over 50KB and being generally unpleasant.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Plane Crash!
but baldmonkey survives

*edit* what are you talking about and what brings you to say this?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# not sure if it's true or not
www.b3ta.com/talk/5998619
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# no - I don't either
but I'm over there now - Observing...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
b3ta.com/talk/5998743
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# What the hell is /talk ?
it looks like a broken version of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# It'd make it easier for us cross-posting traitors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# yeah
interbordal race traitor :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Couldn't give a shit, me.
It's all names on the internet, I don't care which link I click on in order to get to them. *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# :D
we could all learn so much from you... I hope the /talkers come here and they we all get along well... It'd be nice to have GMoS back and things.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# People will just have to stop taking the internet so seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# cue "Internets: Serious business" posts
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
#
*cues*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# What happened to GMoS?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I thought he went to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hooray for the biboardians!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# *high text AND image based fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# By this reckoning lurkers are asexual freaks.
Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Yes.
/Talk's being shut down.

We're all discussing where to head next.
The common consensus is that they'll follow me, b3ta's leader and all round good egg.

JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# well - like mexico in The Day After Tomorrow -
we have plenty of room and we're a jolly sexy bunch...

also - how much is Rob shy - what if we all passed the hat around?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I best take the collection money.
I want an iPhone for starters. Then we can look into some kind of cheap hosting service with porn ads on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# maybe we could have a car wash like they do in filums
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# *prepares fwapping trousers*
You may proceed with the suds and the bikinis and the wetness.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I thought that you might grow out of this
but here you are with the "if I tell them how fantastic I am they will get angry and I can laugh at how empowering this is for me " 2 years on.

Your local authority will usually have decent mental health department and it's no shame to seek counselling to address your feelings of inadequacy.

( am I right Broon or am I right? )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# This should be worth staying up for
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# shall I answer for Herr Doktar
Its more delusional. Poss psychotic disorder (schizophrenia, mania if bipolar etc..,)

serve with lithium based drugs and all will be well
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# sorry I have to keep my
diagnosis of delusion for people of Catnippp's calibre.
JMG is like an itch compared to the tsunami of paranoid delusion that is catnippp.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# here is the checklist - DSM based I think, for delusional
1. The patient expresses an idea or belief with unusual persistence or force.
2. That idea appears to exert an undue influence on his or her life, and the way of life is often altered to an inexplicable extent.
3. Despite his/her profound conviction, there is often a quality of secretiveness or suspicion when the patient is questioned about it.
4. The individual tends to be humorless and oversensitive, especially about the belief.
5. There is a quality of centrality: no matter how unlikely it is that these strange things are happening to him, the patient accepts them relatively unquestioningly.
6. An attempt to contradict the belief is likely to arouse an inappropriately strong emotional reaction, often with irritability and hostility.
7. The belief is, at the least, unlikely.
8. The patient is emotionally over-invested in the idea and it overwhelms other elements of his psyche.
9. The delusion, if acted out, often leads to behaviors which are abnormal and/or out of character, although perhaps understandable in the light of the delusional beliefs.
10. Individuals who know the patient will observe that his belief and behavior are uncharacteristic and alien.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Thank you user #47549.
Thank you for your input.
Yes. I am laughing at you people. Two years on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Oof.
Speaking of Space, TEH BLESSED is on Space 1999 on ITV4 right now, and if that wasn't enough, the alien planet cell in which he has the good guys has woodchip wallpaper and coving. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# you're kidding!
I used to love that!

in other news! Noon Chap!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I'm not kidding.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Hello BBBbBbBbB
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Yay Space 1999
Didn't know it was on again will set phasers to stun and record it
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I watched Alexander
on Blu Ray last night ( don't ask me why, I'm collecting blu-rays ) And I had forgot that Blessed was in it. What it does mean is super hi-res screen grabs of blessed for pictures instead of the shitty, grainy, small, ones that google finds.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)