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[challenge entry] if it hasnt bindun,ill watch a full episode of gavin and stacey X(

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(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# #Splish Splash I was raped in the bath#
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hah
Pass the soap, would you?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Being dyslexic
I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Ohh, I want to go to a goat party now
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# do you have a sheet?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# No, but I can get a goatee in about a week
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# mail order huh?:P
Maybe all of b3ta should donate you their face fuzz and make you a big bushy beard.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Video it.
Newsletter here we come.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I'd get an Oscar man! An Oscar!!!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Good idea
I'm sending my face fuzz right now

Don't worry, they're not pubes. Honestly.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# This is why this plan wouldn't work. You know that someone would send their pubes or worse still he'd end up with an entire pube beard.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# A la Jackass
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# yeah
bum pubes would work too:P

Didn't see that one.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# 2nd movie I think
They make one of the guys go out dressed as an arab and give him a fake beard to wear, but don't tell him it is made up out of everyone's pubes and arse hair
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Mmmm
bread crabs.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yes, one of them had crabs too
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# That's just not funny
I've had crabs. It's would be completely evil to deliberately give them to someone else!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# This is actually a good idea

were it not that I'd probably grow a beard much faster than getting a bunch of b3tans to send their pubes from all kinds of forrin parts.
www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/3284637665/in/set-72157606295944244/
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# interesting nose.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# It always does that
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I should have trimmed my beard today
I'm sure you're all very interested in that update.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Hah, yeah, me too
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# we should totally get twitter man.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I'm going to shave my head and trim my beard shortly
We are so fucking out there
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# *claims thehairoftheb3tards.info*
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# fully sick bro.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Heh
Rappola got me thinking:
Image Hosting
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I mainly use b3tards, I think it was around before cr3ation and it was easier not to change.
I also use my own domains.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Ooo.. I may try that one then?
tinyurl.com/bfdec9

Where abouts is the Hosting bit?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Photobucket for convenience, own site for anything CDC that photobucket has a tendency to delete within minutes after uploading
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# So mainly on your own domain then?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Har har

;)
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I should really host it myself
as I have two of my own and four work ones I could use.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I still have about ten domains today
but working from several places, this means I have to have an FTP client (and passwords etc.) on all those places. That's where the convenience remark regarding photobucket came from ;)
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Ah ftp
Ph Falic Transfer protocol
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Haha, I shall tell the people in my web class this
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# You have Spiderman cadets?!
Don't suppose you'd have a small ammount of time available to do a basic template for a b3ta side project some of us have in the pipeline.
I've had awful trouble getting someone.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Yeah, sure
just gaz me what you'd like
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I have a billion cdcs on photobucket.
*prides*

Although they have been there forever, maybe they have new magenta filters on uploads.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I think my account is tagged now or something
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I have many poor quality images of little riverghost hosted on photobucket
but I am saving up for a decent macro lens:P
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I@m told it's personality that counts.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I strongly disagree.
/wallows in self pity again
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Sorry typo.
I'm told it's personality cunt:P
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# cr3ation/my domain
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I am a creature of habit
and got used to b3tards when I first started here...

Gosh - watching paint dry and image-hosting discusssions. Slow down, b3ta!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# haha
I'll shop something later. I had some hummus last night but I've forgotten it now
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# :)
I might even motivate myself to make sommat later on, after more tea!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# why cant you delete images from your b3tards account?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Once on B3tards,
always on B3tards
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# theres an "x" button which looked like it was set to be the delete button,lazy bastards
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Tell Cr3 or something.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I think robtoo
might get round to coding that bit one day!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Thankyou.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# b3ta hosting but im kindof irritated by the new interface
I don't like the fact that I can no longer remove my pictures.

same with b3tards, which I also use.

but then again, I don't make that many pictures.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# CR3 HE HATES YOU.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# why should he be different to anyone else.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I chose "other"
because the one i use is not listed
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# spunkbucket.com?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# tards
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# easy...b3tards is more reliable
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# MAN RAPED IN PUBIC BATH
Oh hai thar B3ta. I am up before noon! IMAGINE THAT!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Before noon?!:O
Did you wet the bed? FOr godsake man get some beer in you now!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I think I stopped reading about 3.
I AM FULL UP OF BED NOW.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Yam it pub tiem?:P
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Probably.
*peers out of window*
omfg its actually sunny. Very much yes pub tiem.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I hope it has a garden of beerinessocity!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Most definately
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I'm a picnic table beery garden person
not a patio set beery garden person.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I think it depends on the pub as a whole.
Sometimes picnic table fits, others patio set. Although I do like picnic tables.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Patio furniture is fine
But I only like the cast iron ones.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I concur with Ghosty. Get some berries in you.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# yessir
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# BERRIES, MAN. THE BERRIES.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# ORMANORMAGLOORRRMPHHF!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# It was how all the cool kids were spelling beer!
I'm hip wiv the kids daddio
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# me too!
yay! ...but I feel like shit. I was drinking Erdinger Dunkel last night
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
#

(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# you know it!
;)
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# :D
Just surfin' through some doodles. Don't make me post pukin' dolphin'.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# pukin' dolphin!
pukin' dolphin!

*holds breath*
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# THIS IS HOW I SEE THE WORLD.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# marvelous!
*wanders off to throw up*
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I GO AWAY NOW. BYE BYE.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# haha...
an image for every occasion!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# BYE!
be sure not to leave said backpack unattended in a crowded area.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# BLUETIGERMELONDOLPHINSICKY
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Geil!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# hmm...new word for me.
'sexually aroused' or 'cool'. I'll take the first option, please.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# So am I :O
And you have a FP! WHAT THE SHIT!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# LULWUT?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# PISS PISS CHOPPER PISS!!!
:D

I need to go to tescos the co-op is too expensive
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Find a Sunday market.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# There is an indoor market in gypo-town
But I dont wanna go there, I feel bits of me may get stolen
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# But the food is very cheap
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# :(
It smells funny and the people are not clean.

That and the probably only accept cash, I should really check my bank balance....
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# :(
If you have more than £40 you are doing better than me. Hurry up April I need some more money.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Ive got £27 bills out before next loan
But I am owed £55, and I think I have about that in banks.

I need tinned toms and baked beans to eats

That and Ive had a craving for battenberg for about 2 weeks but I cant afford to fullfil it
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# congrats!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I lol'ded at it :)
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# splendid stuff
'ning the /board, did you all see this

www.b3ta.com/links/Cart_Survival_Trust_Part_2

some of those carts are bloody rare, personally i blame Lewis Hamilton
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I saw one of them. Your beret is nice.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# i'll be having words with him about that dodgy pic mid way through.
at the time i was trying to jam my dvd cam into an amur leopard's mouth, as you do.

thus:
www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/sets/72157615232062039/

very Q&D
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# kinkaaaaaaaaay!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I love big carts!
looks like an ace day was had by all there, old chap!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# he looks like a skinny Chris Moyles...

just a wee bit
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)