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[challenge entry] Unfunny Cunt


Prolly bindun?

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(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# That guy looks like a transexual jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# god we need a new compo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# has it bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# a new compo?
not yet. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# one or two times, yes..
worth saying though, none the less :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# i had an inkling it might have!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# what's wrong with rocket animals?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# absolutely nothing...:D
but that wasn't the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# The compo is what you make it
Or failing that, why not do something other than follow the dictatorial whims of a power-hungry mod with a hunger for world domination?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# ninj bribed the mods!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Let's face it
All it would take is a 7 day old pasty from Gregg's bins. I hear Rob is selling his body to keep the b3ta servers up and running.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I want his kidney
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# why its useless by now
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# it bloody well is!
I cannot see any of these font based jokes thanks to special filters I have had installed in my eyes (a plastic spork wedged firmly between the eye and nose in each socket)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Not only is he unfunny, he has a male beehive hairdo
A FUCKING BEEHIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Just a shame it is full of bees, that are massing to sting him to death
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# A shame, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# It is, think of all those lovely bees that will die
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# They will be remembered,
and indeed, honoured for their sacrifice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Arf!
^ with added 'That would be the only time I waste precious moments of my life watching Russell Brand - when he is being stung to death by bees'

/ranty mode blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ooh yes please :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# And a chin to put
Jimmy Hill to shame.

If you've ever seen a picture of him pre-stylist you'll know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# His face fills me with horror
I can't imagine what it would be like having his sweaty-chinned face and barnet bearing down on you in a sex situation
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# KILL IT WITH HAMMERS
and anal injections of sulphuric acid
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Let it all out emvee.
Guess I'm alone in my likingness then.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# you FANCY him
you want to MARRY him
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Um... I would say, on the whole, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
#
whole
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
#
(in the) whole
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I see
playing it cool huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Nings Geoff
dunno why, but him and that Noel Fielding really really annoy me.

It is probably because I subconsciously fancy them.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I'd like to see Noel Fielding eating himself alive
whilst simultaneously shouting I AM NOT FUNNY in Jo Brand's Ear
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I opt for the nuking of both of the Mighty BASTARD UNFUNNY BASTARD CUNTING Boosh
from orbit, after all, it's the only way to be sure.

/tourettes blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# why not eviscerate them both first
feed them to Alan Carr

and then NUKE them?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ALAN FUCKING CUNTYFLAPS CARR
*explodes in rage*

It's a good plan, though.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# that sounds kinda kinky
*orders for a weekend with the missus*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I liked his radio show, but have had issues actually watching him.
Although his live show at the Hackney Empire was rather good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# why do you hate Andrew Sachs?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# he's not the greatest comedian ever
but I don't mind him and more than occasionally find him amusing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# god I hate that man.
Also: I know I'm going to get flamed for this here but by god Stewart Lee's show was shit. Saying "rap singers" over and over again for 5 minutes does not a joke make.
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Yes
I agreed with what he said, but he did it in such a smug unfunny way.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# That was the only bit I saw
I guess punchlines are so cliched.

He and Richard herring have never really appealed to me.
The bit on TMWRNJ were they did the 'lazy comic slags' bit each and every week, was that supposed to be ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# so many times
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# the hunt for hummus continues
tune in next time
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# yes, many times I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *applauds*
:D

Edit: and now with added award:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# gracias senor garuntafutto
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# is that a glasscock?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Perhaps if one is drawn by a Cubist, yes...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# It looks a lot more buttpluggy than cocky to me...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# stick it up your arse then
that's gratitude for you
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# did this win awards?
'cos if it didn't, it should have done
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# haha
nah, fuck all, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# *ahem*
Not so, sir - not so....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# haha! cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Well done that man/woman/other
I endorse this image.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# This is ausgezeichnet
wuh, yäh, huplah, pänauwie
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# danke schön mein lieber mann
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Oi
What happened to your bawls?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# They dropped off about 18 months ago
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# terrible
and without a comb

Ps " ^clicky"
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)