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[challenge entry] German Zoo Love

From the Fluffy Disasters challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)

(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
yes!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahahaha perfect! :D


this wins
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# haaaaaa!
(I loves this!)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# pfffffft :D
what a way to go :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# That song is older than me!!!
cunt
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# sorry sir
only joking, I will stop now
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Don't misunderstand Stan is from Sheffield so what he's saying
is "That song is older than my cunt!" ;)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# My cunt??
Tha' must be older than me.
I can't tell a word tha' sez!!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# hee hee hee...
...killer care bears!.... :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Aceness!
Fluff overload
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Oh yes
That's 255½ types of lully.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# excuse me
where the fuck is my USB cable?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Oh sorry,
I borrowed it.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Sticking out of a USB port on your box thingy
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# What the hell is going off in the sauce?
haha
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Some German women, jumped into the polar bear exhibit because she wanted to die
The polar bear was doing her wishing and was nomin on her
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I can think of many things that are not very good ways to die
this is one of them - do you have a link?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I didn't read the entire story
Did the bear nomm her to death?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# no, they pulled her out
they also dropped her back in, they were just teasing the bears
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I would subscribe to a newspaper written in your style
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# good
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# haha
"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."

Well, no shit Sherlock!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
#
I love the Werner Herzog-ness of the following statement:

"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."
EDIT: Mindpiss ahoy!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I love the way the german policeman says "schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm"
and "logic dictates schmerg merm schmerg merm"
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer?
Ja beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# den flippenschmängel mit kleinem nerbspauchfaust hat bleibt hier auf 1967!
O_o
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
#
hahahahaha! brilliant
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Dear moderators,
Please FP this.

Regards,

Maximinimus
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# This wins all
Woooooo
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# YES!
We have a winner already! Next compo, please!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
brilliant!!!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# *actual lols*
:D fantastic
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# This is
one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Just wants to hug her and make feel better ahh.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# this could not have been better
brilliant work!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Awwww
Huggles n' that.
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)