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[challenge entry] Awww... he didn't mean it

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(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# *loves this proper big style*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# :D hahaha
a bandwagon is born
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Awww
This is aces
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Awwww - Poesje Miaow!
*wants a cat*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Me2
but I live in a shitty flat and find it unfair for a luvly kittycat that they can't play and kill birds outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Get an old lady cat from a shelter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I've got one
who is exactly as the Cap'n describes him.

Old lady owner died, we take him from the shelter, he sits on the bbokcase all day and does nothing
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Old lady cats are awesome. Very low expectations.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# unfortunately
mine has a look of permanent fear on it's face.

and he keeps hiding
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# :S FritzlCat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# bwahahahaha...
I wondered where my blue file had gone
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# Check your kitchen walls for small kitten sized doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# haha
priceless
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Weve got a rescue type
from a cattery once they had so many kittens then no good to them

Its a umm dunno what brand. It had never been outside a cage so had to teach it to run. Even now it runs like a burk. But we love it. Someone has to..

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I think mine is broken
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# ha ha ha
*cuddles*

ARG - poisonous barbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# No
it needs recharging with electrickery

/woo
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# He has Stewie's body!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# That be a Burmese
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Could be a Tonkanese as well.
But if it's cats with movement problems there's always Charlie:D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJQG6V1MOVY
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Aww how sad :-(
very nice you took him :).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Ears too big for a Burmese
Could be a Havana, which has Oriental bloodlines... nice kitty either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# YOU
*pounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# *is happily bundled to the floor*
*hugs*
Hello lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# How goes it, my most favouritest gruntfuttock?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Fresh coffee has been garnered, I've got some Smetana on iTunes,
The yanks won't be around for another 4 hours, all is reasonably well with the world.

Apart from the passing of the wonderful Mr Freud, that is :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# We all have to pop off at some point. Bless him.
I am tealess. This must be rectified.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# still no coffee?
: (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# No, I'm good with it again
it's just the coffee here is mingmingming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# *nips round to Apostrophe to get the Cap one of their divine double shot lattes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Could I have a black latte please?
Yes, yes I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Tricky, but I'll see what they can do.
I'll get you a cake, too. The cakes are fab.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# \o/ caaaake
Thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# make mine an americano, guatamalen, blacker than malcolm x at midnight in a cellar
mmmm.... if only I could motivated myself to get up...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# So, no milk, then?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# no milk, whitey, no milk
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# and we're definitely not up the stick?
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I wish.
Nah, no babby for Capn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# you wish? Seriously?
I may be weird, but I have absolutely no understanding of the human need to reproduce.

I mean, I see children the same way I see any other person - some of them are absolutely lovely, but I wouldn't want some random one placed in my house for the next eighteen years.

Plus, children are selfish and self-obsessed and ungrateful and demanding.

I get enough of that from mr b3th and the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I am the broodiest woman I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Is that one of your new pussycats?
TJ

Listen carefully this is important news from the real world. Jaffa cakes at Sainsburys are half price. Yup a full box for 49p. It's the moment we've all been waiting for. The revolution has arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Oh shut up, I'm dead hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# nom nom
I have a box open now

nom nom

..but my tea is all gone. Life is one challenge after another
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# KARMA that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# No, there are still imaging issues with my new ones
but fuck my cats... to the sainsbury's !!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# They've been on offer for a while
I've been hitting them for the past two weeks

nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ohhh!
lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I likes this ALOT *click*

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# HOVER TONGUE
WANTS YOUR BLOOD
(Tetigi can't be bothered with apathy., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# that cat loves tomato sauce
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# YUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# This is well done.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# awww
she loves the buildings and yet she hurts them :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# this is wunnerful
yes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# *purrrrrr*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# yays
bags not cleaning its litter tray!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha, this is just like my cat and a pile of DVDs, on a daily basis
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# bastard!
I was going to do an animation of that tonight

Damn you work for getting in the way!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# nice one that man
and congrats for that down there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)