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(__, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

I got a letter from the government
The other day
Opened it and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me givin' a damn, I said never.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

COMPO IT

(__, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

O_o

I read
"I plan to rape you as well
with my phone"
but that's what you meant anyway, right?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Don't listen to them

This is fucking genius. And I don't say "fucking" often, so you'd better be really fucking pleased I used that word on your picture. You fucking cunt.

p.s. swearing is actually really clever.

(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Thu 7 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

woo

i still chortle at this. top FP

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)