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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Haha
Needs more "Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word"...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# damn...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Ew!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# ah, ah, ah... no no no
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ah ah ah didn't say the magic word
i may have to watch this again tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I had to justify spending five whole pounds
on the trilogy boxset to Lady S

Had to buy her Never Been Kissed to stop her whinning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# my ladywoman bought me the Hitchcock boxed set for my birthday :)
she has very good film taste, the only downside is that I sometimes have to watch fucking Fellini movies
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Mine has generally poor taste
but she is willing to watch just about anything I suggest, so I shouldn't complain too much
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# have you suggested watching 3 dogs shagging on next door's doorstep?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# ...3?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# it's the pack instinct
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I hope doggers use that exact excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Not yet... maybe if there's nothing on telly tonight
But she has New York Ripper, I Spit on Your Grave and Last house on the Left with no complaints, and actually enjoyed them.

And she doesn't make me watch Pride and Predjudice afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ah ah ah didn't say the magic word
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# This must be a Jurassic Park thing :(
*never seen it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# a friend of mine claims to have seen it 19 times at the cinema when it first came out :/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# pretty good film i must say
cant believe it came out in 93,fuuuuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# it was fucking amazing on the big screen
genuine turning point in the use of CG.
Not the action sequences, just that first pan across the valley/lake, Amazing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# 100% truth.
right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Tron was better ?
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Tron was fucking amazing
I'm hoping Tron 2 won't disappoint (but I know it will).
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Tron2?
How about the whole main board come over and shit into your eyes for 90mins. the plot will be better and you wont cry so much afterwards.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# But Jeff Bridges is going to be in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# And the director has done some awesome stuff*
*The hummer ad, for instance, on his website:

www.josephkosinski.com/main.html
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Everyone has to start somewhere though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# :D
Do you not think that's cool?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Yes his adverts are very good
The mad world gears of war one really made me want to buy the game when it was on the tellybox.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# That's acE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# He won us a bunch of awards
for the GOW and Halo stuff he's done, so I guess I *officially* have to think he's good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaha
toe the company line ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Mortgage slave 'n all...
I'm sorry

*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Looking at his Filmography he's had rather a good run of it.
What does he play in Tron2? ObsoleteUser Ver0.7

The older guy teaches a young hacker how it was done back in is day.
A twist that ultimately saves the day?

(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Only 15 minutes of CG in Tron
most of it is hand drawn and painted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I alway thought the Genesis effect (1982) was a good cgi shot.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ah yes, that was pretty amazing, given the vintage.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Indeed
though at the ime, I preferred Last Action hero, and resisited Jurassic Park for weeks claiming a massive injustice had been done.

then I watched JP and realsied I was a fool
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Last Action Hero, now you're talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I thought that filum was great.
Some arch product placement, as well.

Plus automatic bonus for Charles Dance.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# "HELLO! I'VE JUST SHOT SOMEONE!"
"I DID IT ON PURPOSE!"
"I SAID I HAVE JUST KILLED A MAN AND I WISH TO CONFESS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# *LOL*
yes indeed.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# If god was a criminal, he'd be me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I think it's a cracking film
Hudson Hawk too... imagining Andi MacDowell is played by someone with talent
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
Hudson Hawk's one of my favourite films.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I saw it 3 times at the cinema
the T-rex bit in the rain and the raptor VS t-rex fight at the end still give me awesomes.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I managed to see that in Detroit with a tall, stunning 16 year old blonde called Candi
/~Trufax, and I was also 16 at the time

Why am I telling you this? Hell, I'm telling everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# *sits on hands, firmly shuts mouth and waggles eyebrows in consternation*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Yeah, the /talk people have already gone wild over this fact.
I don't care. It looks shit. I'd only watch it to perv at Goldblum and I can do that elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Laura Dern
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# sam neil
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# not my type
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Looks like the finest m-f transgender I've seen in some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# :(
I used to really fancy her when I was younger.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I used to fancy Chesney Hawk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# he is the one and only though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I'll put my hand up to this one too.
- especially in Wild at Heart...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I watched that the other night for the first time in years
She is nice but far too thin.

I'd rather shag Nic Cage in that film... if I had to, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I think I'd rather shag Bruce Dern
than Nic Cage...if I had to.

edit: I'd better stop posting, or that will be my random quote, for sure...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# wild at heart
say no more
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# She's still got a face like a cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# a sexy cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Really not my type.
She's very plain, to me. Except the Coulthardy bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ner...
well... Goldblum looks like a bit of stretched gristle with an oversized adam's apple.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# He's very indicative of my type.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# big confused loljews?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Yes. I only fuck my own people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# haha
I was just describing Goldblum, nothing more.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# ^ this.... oh yes, this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# yes, indeed.
that film formed a significant part of my teenage years. I still don't think I've watched it all the way through, or with audible volume.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# ^
downstairs in front of the video with the lights off
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# demi moore - striptease
not sure i have any idea of the plot though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# oh, yes...
you beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# i can see the usual "its got fucking dinosaurs in it" reasoning isn't going to work here.
oh well. I've never seen hellraiser 2
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# It's got fucking cenobites in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# exactly
have you seen thank you for smoking yet? i rewatched it the other night, really fun movie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# No. Was I meant to?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# not that I know of. but if you're ever in the mood for looking at aaron eckhart's strangely compelling massive face, it's fun
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I forget who that is.
Sorry, I'm really fucked off now so I might be a bit short with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# oh... ok
never mind then
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# No talk, I just might be a bit humourless.
Who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# two face in batman?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# OH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# with the proper lantern jaw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# is that the Aaron Eckhart filum?
Edit: It appears it is... :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# it is indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# It's quite good, but has a slightly muddled plot
I actually like most of the Hellraiser films in one way or another
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I've not seen any of the hellraisers.
they look really shite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# i've seen the first one and thought it was alright.
not really my cup of horror tea though. not enough bruce cambell
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# What are they even about?
Other than a bloke having acupuncture.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# if you open the puzzle box
demons come out of the walls and fuck/rape/pierce/tease/tear/stimulate you to death

if you're lucky
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# That's about the size of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# That's nice.
But what's the film about?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# That's what happens whenever someone challenges me to a game of Uno.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ^
the first one is genuinely creepy, but they get sillier and sillier until 4 which is essentially Hellraiser meets Red Dwarf. I can't remember if it's 6 or 7 which is a direct sequel to the first one (and quite satisfies in that regard) but 8 with Lance Henriksson is really disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# 4 was fucking terrible.
1 and 2 are the best, 2 being my favourite for reasons unknown even to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Found it on imdb - number 6: Hellseeker is worth a look too
www.imdb.com/title/tt0274546/

a surprisingly good sequel
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Oooh I've not seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I've watched them all so that you don't have to
but I'd recommend this one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Noted, thanks poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# eh? there's Hellraiser 8?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# yes
in which "Hellraiser" is an online video game and all the kids who play it go to a big house for a party, but the dad of their friend who killed himself...nah, it's too ridiculous to even explain
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Nice one...
and has also given me an idea...

*runs to gaz*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# It's a UNIX system! I know this!
*hacks*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# *greps*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# *had to look that one up
as doesn't really know Unix*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# *gawks*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *troffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *sags*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *bashes*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *fingers*
this could go on at least until teatime
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# *kills*
yep!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *awks*
that hurt by brainbox remembering that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Dodgeson!
We've got Dodgeson here!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Fabulous, sir.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# woo!
that scene is so much more awesome in the book :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:38, archived)