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[challenge entry] Better safe than sorry

From the Reinventing The Wheel challenge. See all 162 entries (closed)

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Face mask face masks contain aspartame chemtrails
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Delia Leg Ampu-Whisks
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Aaaarghhhh
Kill it! With fire and eggnog!

This is great in a horrible way
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# that's one beater i wouldn't lick :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# now there's a great epitaph
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Do not taunt happy face mask....
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Line it in Tin foil
and I'll buy a baker's dozen outers of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Make fask!
FASK. It's what's for dinner.
I think you facemaskmask is a wonderful idea and I would like to buy you.

EDIT: Hello everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Not onlyit this one unworthy of a new thread
but it has bad lighting, shadows, perspective and is not seamless!

that is what I get for grabbing blobs on teh nets...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# waer?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Damn.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
# You say that the facemask facemask will prevent me from suffering ill effects
but what if I'm allergic to facemask facemasks, should I risk wearing a facemask facemask facemask? or is there an alternate solution?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Isolation bubble.
But it doesn't contain any Omega 3, so you have to weigh up the pros and cons.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I dunno why
but I feel that calling someone "an isolation bubble" is a great insult :D

"Look at that isolation bubble over there!"

"HAHA, YOU FUCKING ISOLATION BUBBLE!"

it's great :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
# The safest solution is to remove your face
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# But what if I had my face removed for legal reasons in 1987, what then?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# You're ahead of the game, congratulations.
You'll be needing a nofacemask though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Vacuum pack your face, put face mask face mask face mask over that
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# that just makes me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:01, archived)