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[challenge entry] This actually exists

I just took the piss

From the Reinventing The Wheel challenge. See all 162 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Pffffft, I bet they all ready have that in development
I'll pop this in here, a repost from yesterday afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Oh no, these motherfuckers really do exist!
www.gizmodude.com/appliances/
about the 5th down...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Why hell would you want that?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I feel the same way, and yet
every working bloke I know has something similar proudly displayed in his bathroom.

And a buzzing toothbrush.

Tis the dawning of the age of the expensive pointlessly buzzing grooming product apparently.

Next: Combs...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# This gives me the fear.
Though I suspect that that's what it's supposed to do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Yay, good :D
It is pure evil, it is for some thing that I am writing at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# hahahah!
Bean man approves.

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# That's no Beanman
www.captainbeany.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I need one of those now!!!!!!
Ning All!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# oooooo;
that's hardcore man, really hardcore
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Thanks for restoring my confidence in my own grossly unsightly beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Haha!
Thats how it should be done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Ha!
I would have stopped at the 2 bladed Sensor Excel, but someone bought me the 3 bladed "Mach 3".

I am a slave to Gillete
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I always thought the pointless vibration was for your other half
So she gets pleasure and blunts the fucker by shaving her legs while you are out.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# thinking about being done three ways
by Tiger Woods, Thierry Henry and Roger Federer?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I don't want it
/superior bearded air.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Beards FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# These:
www.makingthemodernworld.org.uk/everyday_life/img/IM.0884_zp.jpg
are all I ever use!

I've always felt the above type to be for folks with more money than sense...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Can't use razors, as my beard is too course, even when I've had a hot flannel on it
So I have to use an electric razor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# It's not a pointless buzz
you're just not using it in the right way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I am NOT sticking it THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Bet you've contemplated it.
I'm going for a cigarette, because I'm awesome like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Well I am NOW!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# hehe
send it to Reggie Perrin V2
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJSlRyQfho4
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:13, archived)