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[challenge entry] Yummy!

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# mmm. poopaste
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Mr h!
What are you up to these days? Still working in the vicinity of Mordor (as I call it)?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I am currently enjoying a day off, Mr Le Tramp.
But I do indeed still work there.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I'm going back there on Monday after 2 months off sick.
Dreading it.

But I'm glad my "talents" allow me such a fucking colossal amount of leeway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# this is appealingly disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Chicken Jalfrezi and a bottle of Merlot
produces the same product
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# er - no thanks
I like chocolate - a lot

but this might put me off


for 5 minutes


Ning Barbie - how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# ningling.
I'm OK, gotta get back to work tho' :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# are you back with us
or is this a less fleeting visit?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# damn - I scared him away by
looking directly at him

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# What powers you have, sir
*vanishes into ether*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# *sprins around*
*narrows eyes*

he's fucking gone again too...

*backs himself into a corner, sits cross legged and alert*

lets see them creep up on me now!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# don't leeeeeeeeeeeave us grunty
there are weirdos on here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Don't confused powers with what is simply a bad smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Hey!
*sniffs* that's obsession for goats!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# This paste taste like shit
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I am confused... craving it, yet repelled by it at the same time.
You should be a dietician, Babs :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I probably should!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# it says it's chocolate but it looks like poo
hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# We've just been involved in toilet-training my little girl.
Whenever she successfully pooed in the toilet we gave her a chocolate as a treat.

The irony was not lost on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# and what did you give her when she successfully pooed in her pants?
Or behind the sofa?
Or on a grandparent?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# A stern look
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# And what does that achieve?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Well, eventually it worked.
Eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# More poo, depending on the sterness of the look.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# what's a jarvis?
and why are you having it right fucked?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# because left fucking is just perverse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# It's rhyming slang - Jarvis Cocker = Shocker.
My dad's in a bad way, on life support in intensive care. Not very nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# ah fuck that's not cool :(
best of luck.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# also ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# *more better hugs*
I hope he's okay again soon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# It was actually the chocolate that produced more poo.
"Daddy can I have a chocolate?"

"No, it's nearly tea time"

"I'm going to do a poo in the toilet".

*toilet flushes*

"Now can I have a chocolate?"

kids, eh. They're not stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# You should make her fish the poo out of the toilet and show you
before you give her a chocolate. This will soon encourage good hygiene.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I had to tell her to stop doing that, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I'll stick with red wine and coffee thanks
... and my pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# The less said about your pipe the better
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# it's a magnificent pipe thanks you very much
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I've got a pipe.
I think it's lovely.

WHO'D LIKE TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS OPINION?


Fuck sake. /Talk, /board, all the same. Bunch of fuckless cunts. Not you, Prof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# fine, if that's how it is
I unaward your day off, and I'll sit here crying into my pint.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Not you either.
I'm going to get out of here before I start getting worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# /talk is best avoided
so is Taking It Seriously. Online. *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# If only I were as fantastic as you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# sarcasm is the lowest .... oh wait
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I'd love to smoke pipes with you one day
that sounds like a great deal of fun

whooopie

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Objection!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I object to this objection
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I like a pipe
when I was a kid I stuffed putty in all my dad's pipes

he wasn't very happy, but it stopped him smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I love pipes and cigars
I'm less keen on cigarettes... but I have been known to sport a pack or 3 on my person.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# mmmmm delicously nutty.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# *bokes a little*
The idea is great.
The resultant product is less appealing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Two girls one tube
(Cakie So very tired..., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hahahahha! Mmmmmmmmm... chocolatey!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Choccy toothpaste exists, apparently :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I thought it did
how horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:26, archived)